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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by TeleTran2005

TeleTran2005 has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
The "real" Optimus Prime

In another 250 days, they will finally let me go.

Starscream running toward island

If i start thinking happy thoughts, I'll be flying in no time!

Rad, Carlos, Grindor, and Highwire running

Carlos: If I don't make it to the bathroom quick, I'm gonna crap my pants. Rad: So that's what stinks!? Let's get out of here!

An angry Fred

Git in my belly!!!!!!!

The Decepticons stand on a cliff

Hot damn, that laser F**ked Megatron up

Spike & Bumblebee playing football

Spike the Turd Burgler is about to strike his next victim

Cheetor makes a weird face

Whoa Man, This is some good S**t

Shockwave vs the Dinobots

Me Grimlock eat you now

Blaster wrestles w/ Ravage in Ironhide

This is what happens when Transformers become sex deprived

Rumble as a tree

In this disguise, Soundwave will never find me. Soon I'll be free..FREEE!!!!!

Megatron with his "super weapon"

With this weapon, we will be number one in the skat porn industry

Tracks with a mask on

If I look really retarded and start taking mini-cons up the butt, i'll get a cameo spot on armada. Hooray for me!

Bruticus holding Computron and pointing his finger

Bruticus gives Computron lessons on how to tell if someone is choking

Starscream & Megatron with helmets

S: Would you like that Supersized?

Hot Shot and Jolt get acquainted ...

Reason 105 of why you shouldn't watch Transformers Armada

Arcee comforts Wheelie

Statiatory rape..Transformers style

Ratchet stands in front of Optimus

Prime: Ratchet, I never noticed your hugh rack.

Megatron points at his head

Shockwave..Give brain back..

Ravage finds his litter box

Soundwave: Hurry Ravage, just drop your load and lets go.

Brawn sits on Soundwave

Braun: Hey Windcharger did you bring that magazine I asked for?

Decepticons cheering!!!

We actually beat the Autobots!

Decepticons after a party

Starscream: Ravage, get us another round!

On the job with Doc Ratchet!

This is a bad place to put the energon cubes


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