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In another 250 days, they will finally let me go.

Oct 26, 2006

If i start thinking happy thoughts, I'll be flying in no time!

May 3, 2003

Rad, Carlos, Grindor, and Highwire running

Carlos: If I don't make it to the bathroom quick, I'm gonna crap my pants. Rad: So that's what stinks!? Let's get out of here!

Feb 27, 2003

Git in my belly!!!!!!!

Feb 24, 2003

Hot damn, that laser F**ked Megatron up

Feb 11, 2003

Spike the Turd Burgler is about to strike his next victim

Jan 22, 2003

Whoa Man, This is some good S**t

Dec 11, 2002

Me Grimlock eat you now

Dec 6, 2002

This is what happens when Transformers become sex deprived

Dec 5, 2002

In this disguise, Soundwave will never find me. Soon I'll be free..FREEE!!!!!

Dec 2, 2002

With this weapon, we will be number one in the skat porn industry

Dec 2, 2002

If I look really retarded and start taking mini-cons up the butt, i'll get a cameo spot on armada. Hooray for me!

Nov 17, 2002

Bruticus holding Computron and pointing his finger

Bruticus gives Computron lessons on how to tell if someone is choking

Nov 11, 2002

S: Would you like that Supersized?

Nov 6, 2002

Reason 105 of why you shouldn't watch Transformers Armada

Oct 31, 2002

Statiatory rape..Transformers style

Oct 21, 2002

Prime: Ratchet, I never noticed your hugh rack.

Oct 17, 2002

Shockwave..Give brain back..

Oct 17, 2002

Soundwave: Hurry Ravage, just drop your load and lets go.

Oct 17, 2002

Braun: Hey Windcharger did you bring that magazine I asked for?

Oct 17, 2002

We actually beat the Autobots!

Oct 17, 2002

Starscream: Ravage, get us another round!

Oct 17, 2002

This is a bad place to put the energon cubes

Oct 17, 2002

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		> RESPONSE: "...AND I FEEL FINE."

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