Captions by Thanatos Prime

SS: Megatron, this piece of Earth is moving all by itself!!

Megs: You're an idiot Starscream, it's a disgrace that I have to die with you....

Fear my newest weapon Autobots! It's a...uh...the big rock of doom! What? Quit snickering!!

Megs: AAAAAAAAAHHH! Not below the belt!!!

I can't tell where Megatron ends and Sideswipe begins....

Skyfire: Aw sideswipe...

Don't worry Reflector. I have a good feeling that these will protect us from Skyfire.

The snowball fight from hell...

Hound: Aw c'mon, I was just wondering why you don't have a female companion and other males your age do...*mumbles* stupid fleshies....

Kid: This vacation stinks, what kind of family visits a dam?

Ravage, I know you got the short end of the stick what with most of us being humanoid and you being a cat; but seriously, you don't see laserbeak pecking me in the head...

Does anyone else think it's odd at how calm Bumblebee is, even though he's being bitten by a giant robotic panther???

It didn't work the first twenty times, but Ravage continued to try and bite Bumblebee.

Bumblebee: Stop it Ravage, it's just getting annoying now...

Bumblebee: Megatron, Ravage is teething again....

Thundercracker: Easy Starscream! You're just going to have to accept that you just got served!

Soundwave and Bombshell: Oh Snap!!!

Soundwave: Swing you partner doe-si-doe...

Megatron: Curses Starscream! How dare you abandon me, your partner!

Sparkplug: Spike, those aren't plugged in. You aren't listening to anyhting...

Ironhide: Such a retardicon...

Spike: La la la, I can't hear you!!

Look, a meteor! The real Optimus Prime is here to save me from you people!

Guy in yellow shirt: I don't care what way Optimus points, Bejing is that way!!

So many fleshies, they could swarm me at any second. I've seen Mythbusters, I know what you soul-less meat bags do to creatures like us!!!

Megatron scares me...

Mikaela: Spike, I know you want to hold my hand but I think the giant robots fighting over there is a little more important right now...

Spike: What's your hand doing here? And what did you do with that pistol that was laying here!?

Sgt. Epps: This one's all yours Al-Queda!!

Scorponok: Wait come back! We haven't even finished the first season of Sex and the City!

Soldier: What does the manual say about a giant metal scorpion attack?

Epps: Hmm... "Stick head between legs and kiss ass goodbye."

Kup: This party sucks...

It feels as if I've been standing here since 1984!!

Worker 1: That's G1 Prime.

Worker 2: How can you tell?

Worker 1: Look at him, no articulation!

Galvatron: You know I was about to step on you Daniel but I just cleaned these shoes...

Geez that Grimlock can hit. How long have I been out?

Red to blue...ah damn! These lego instructions don't make any sense.

AAAHHH! You're back already!

I knew I shouldn't have used that new Febreeze bomb!

You put your left hand in, you put your left hand out...

You fools! You've caught their stunt doubles!

(Spaceballs joke)

Superion: A3? I thought that was Fireflight.

I'm gonna name you teddy and make you my very own...

Hey you fleshys! Get out of my orange grove!!

Kids: Grandpa can we keep him?

Grandpa: Go ask your Grandmother....

You puny humans haven't seen a large white city sized robot running around have you?

Notice how she's trying to cover her face before anything else...

New Galvatron "Tons of Fun" edition! Just $49.99 plus a jelly donut.

My hand smells like anti-aging cream...

When Pop Rocks and Cola go wrong...

Crap, look at me. I was definetly expecting something more along the lines of a "Super Megatron".

I guess Galvatron is allergic to shellfish...

Terrifying for all the wrong reasons...

I'd shoot you but I can't see over my fat...

Home Depot employee: What do you think you're doing?

Unicron: Havin' a test run!