Captions by Alphatron2k3

Blaster: KB Toys was bought out!

Kup: Thats not important!! Why are standing that way?!

Blaster:?!?!?!?!,because it seemed important to stop you and tell you...

Kup: Well just because you hear it on the radio waves doesn't mean we always nee

Magnus: I guess i could deal with that now.....
Galvatron:Doh! Now he can?! And today was my perfect alignment to win a battle. (I wish i was my Movie self again, i could of killed him.)
Arcee: I'm weak in the knees for that thought is just so

Galv: Oh mighty Primus we worship you and ask you forgiveness. Cyclonus: Wait we were made by... SMACK! Galv:Pay him no heed he has not seen your power and i have. Soundwave:(hope this works and we can win battles and have Galvatron sane for once. This wa

Chip, Damm this is advanced its a 486!

hmmmm... Intel may want these designs............

(Optimus comes in)

Optimus: Whats going on here?

Chip: Nothing, I'm not sending any blueprints of telatran one to intel, honest!

Optimus: Wel

Omega and that other guy on the couch are screwed when it comes to drinking, but hey they can just pour it down their refueling ports.
And Kup... Well he's just mad eveyone said no to his past parties he's been at. And ol'Grim

All: 99 cubes of Energon on the wall, Take one down pass it around, 98 cubes of Energon on the wall...

Kup: I hate this song!

Bumblebee: Well i hate this toy!

Omega Surpream: Vocal processors unable to conply.

Grimlock: ... Take one down smas

Kup: Another year, another postphoned retirement.
Grimlock: Who Fart? Was it Deadwind he aways steals Grimlocks drink, He will pay...
Bumblebee: Hmm, not what I wanted, but at least Coal is useful as fuel.
Omega Supeream: This area is too compact to

Megatron whistles a little tune as he plays Space Invaders on his new Cell phone.
Megatron: (With this i have perfect reception and a whole lot more personality that Sound wave Here.) Thus Soundwaves new job title of Heavy worker drone.
Soundwave: Damm

Rhinox: You know Rattrap, WE ARE all going to DIE! I lost my Chainguns!

Rattrap: NOW you tell me!, I was wondering why you had Cheetors gun.
(They both sit there)

Kup: Here is a little item from a long time ago and a Galaxy far far away, Got it from a little human said it was a pure and simple weapon. All its good for is a toothpick or a peeling knife. I have a whole box of'em. Come and get them.

HotRod

How NOT to form a Gesult team

Mega-Octane: Are you sure your not Prime? Because you look just like him.

Scourge: No for the 3 billionth time NO! (Scourge places his hand on his face in disqust.) "Why did i have to have scanned that firetruck then the gas tanker. Then get s

Shockwave and Ramjet just saw their Armada Counterparts.

Skywarp: Hey I found a Armada Writter! What should I do with him Megatron?
Megatron: Killing him would be pointless, but trotureing him and forcing him to do quality scripts would be a start Skywarp.

Cerebros just saw Armada and this is his impression of it. Not to good if you know what i mean.

Someone told the Cybertron Headmasters that Galvatron was writing the Armada Scripts and had the sweeps doing the animation. and well the Headmaster didn't like that one bit.

Ironhide: When I get a hold of the Idiots who write for Armada I WILL crush them!. And oh yeah the Animators too!

When I get a hold of the Idiots who write for Armada I WILL crush them!. And oh yeah the Animators too!

Com'on Bombshell Armada isn't that bad you need to upchuck you lunch.

Wheeljack: Yeah I know Armada Sucks. But its worse because I'm in it as a Desepicreep! Its nothing to cry over Minerva, Wait it is!
(Start Crying like a little baby)

Mirage to Prime: He just couldn't take all the ilogical storylines in Armada sir.


Prime: Yeah I could just barely myself. The Matrix was only thing that kept me watching it of i would have fallen as did this you young minibot has.


Clif

Bumblebee: Hey Seaspray have you seen Armada yet?

SeaSpray: Yess I did and seen hey they have given us minibots a bad rep. Not to mention it sucks slag.

Bumblebee: Yeah but at least your not in it as a Minicon thats even smaller than us. and can&am

The G1 Decepticons getting up after fainting upon seeing what their Armada counterparts do.

G1 Prime just saw the Armada Preview.

Thrust: Megatron when is that repair chamber repair bot comming from cybertron?
Megatron(off camera): Well you know how long it took Tidelwave to get here, a slagging long time!
Thrust: Oh. Then I guess these stay on being that I'm a ROBOT and

Jazz: You have to be smooth and casual around this flesh creatures(no offense lady). Thats how i get em.
Perceptor: Oh thats it huh?
Jazz: No it also helps to have a cool and classy alt form like a Porsche than a microscope like yours is Perceptor.
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