Captions by Poyguimogul

I would have waited an' eternity for this Megatron, it's over.

Bumblebee: " Shit I said "me and spike", when I ment to say "Spike and I.. Whatever kids are dumb now anyway. Even adults erase their own memories with.. VODQUILA... "W.t.f. to that." In John Malkovich voice.

Bumblebee: "Autobots friends, did you see what pornhub is saying about Oregon.. I think that's me and Spike..??"

BB: "Snap, tf5 trailer up, gotta peep this! "
RA: "Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down..."
BB: "meh, saw this when it dropped."

Arcee bravely saved Daniel from jumping into Mordor after the ring.

"Special Beam Cannon!"

Optimus Prime and Spike Witwicky on set of the new Shoots and Ladders movie directed by Michael Bay.

It was on that day that the quarterback for the Wisconsin badgers say the true form of the Minnesota State Screaming Eagles. Coach Hayden Fox laughed like only Graig T. Nelson could.

::BLITZWING "Prepare to DIE Cornhusker!!!"

Fans rejoiced once they learned why Starscream behaved the way he did in ARMADA. also * the use of recreational drugs can lead to a lifetime of addiction * And now you know.. and knowing is half the battle! *

Optimus Prime : "Someday I'll be hokage! Believe it!!"

In an attempt to keep Perceptor from finding the surprise party they had planned for him Bumblebee and Seaspray introduce him to the World of Warcraft... And he was never seen again.

Perceptor : Whoever made this America Online account as Squirtshow is the reason we've been banned for life.. (Seaspray quietly sneaks away.)

Curse you Gadget!!!!

Not-Sparkplug "Remember that time I was almost disemboweled by a giant mechanical doberman acting like a jaguar?" Not-Spike "I Totally do man!" Not-Sparkplug "You Totally bailed on me dude!" Not-Spike "I know, Right!? Bxtch move on my part bro, my bad." N

Scrapper "So your not a yellow female Space Glider that has come from Inner Space to capture me?"

Ultra Magnus dreams of forming a boy band were shattered when the CD began to skip, and it became obvious to all he was lip syncing.

Sideburn : "Did you see that video about the invisible kids?" X-Brawn : "No, But I wish I was invisible right now."

Sideburn performs the postmortem baptism of X-Brawn to assure his spark a place in heaven as is mormon tradition.

Ironhide "Hurry up man, someone's gonna' come along soon!" Ratchet "Ok, I'm finished, Now Teletraan's firewall won't block our ability to log into WoW!" Ironhide "Sweet! Now let's go fake our deaths so I can grind out my Mage with your Paladin."

Ironhide "Ratchet, what are you doing, we need to get on the ship to Earth with Prowl and Brawn!" Ratchet "Hold on, I need to forward this chain e-mail once more to avoid a terrible fate." Ironhide "Those aren't real, now let's go!" Ratchet "I suppose you

"Oh how it pains me to do this.."

For the last time you guys! I AM NOT PETER PARKER!

"Reprezent yo' KLIK! Motor City Bloods Prime! You in or you out?" - Optimus didn't notice Sari's antics. His gaze on the horizon and his thoughts turned to his new life, free from his alcoholism.

"Every bodies Starry Eyed, and me Grimlock knows!"

I always found this issue of Batman to be a bit traumatic as a child. The red guy is Bane right?

"You think this officially sanctioned spam thread would be a cool place to advertise my Marlboro Jack on EBAY?" Blitzwing: "Did you guys hear something?" Stunticons : "Your moms moans of pleasure last night!" "Snap!" "HaHa!" "He got you!"

Blitzwing: "Sometimes I just start cutting myself to see if I can still feel." Dead-End: "That sounds Awesome!"

"And as he lifted her veil Hot Rod soon discovered it wasn't Arcee he had married, but SHOCKWAVE!"

"Don't lick there Prime Sempai! It's dirty!"

Optimus: "Now I pass the matrix to you.. as it was passed to me.."
Bulkhead: "But Prime.. she's just a girl~!"

"Breaker 1-9 this is RUBBER DUCKY do you have copy on me BIG BEN?" "10-4 BIG BEN, it's clear sailing all the way to cancellation."

Psst! Hey Optimus! Megatron says he "likes" you..

Wreck-gar was elated to discover the source of the smell.

Ratchet"I know it hard to look at hound" Hound*Sobs* Mirage "Optimus?" Spike "I don't know, I think he looks better." Bumblebee."Yeah!"