The Ultimate Caption Contest
Captions by SentinelA
They put Will Ferrel's ass on their news feed but will not change this picture.
Prime: Maybe if you climb this fucking latter, Siebertron.com will change this picture!
Prime: Aren't you tired of this picture?
Spike: Yep!
Scrapper: You want a piece of me?
Blitzwing: No I want a kiss!
IS THERE NO GOD?
Who farted?
He sunk my battleship!
Damn, no bars!
Sentinel: I do NOT look like The Tick!
What? You didn't do anything with my dick?
Does this thing includes a waste desposal unit?
Am I Locutus of Borg?
Who's a G1 knockoff?
Ugh! I sharted!
Sari: Prime, I think it's time you cut back on the tanning bed.
Reflector: I don't know about you Soundwave, but I thought Command and Conquer would be more fun.
Megatron:
The hell with y'all. I'm going into my mancave
Prime: Sparkplug, tell them if they don't let us go, you'll become angry and use your powers.
SP: What powers? Whoooa!
Prime: Holy crap! What's happening? The power of Primus compells you!
Prime: The power of Primus compells you!
I'm really a boy.
That's all well and good but I don't see how it applies to.....WWWWWhat?
OK,who's giving me head?
THIS is why he's called Sparkplug!
Have you seen this mole? It's huge!
BACON! Me smell bacon!
When did I become the size of Devastator?
MO: Are you Optimus Prime?
Scourge: (sighs) For the last time..No!
Would you like to eat this glowstick?
Prime: Get your filthy paws off me you damn dirty ape!
Please don't take my picture!
Can we get Omega Supreme some condoms...PLEASE?
