Captions by spartanH85

Dirge: Megatron this connector wont work! Megatron: dont give me that garbarge make it work...Dirge: i need a male connector! And I will not install one on bumblebee...but at least we know now why he...excuse me she has pink interior

Jazz to Sentinel: Get out of my face man you need some scope dude

Who among you are not whimpy little piles of feces

Sooo....explain to me again why I don't have a robotic package?

This is really what happened when Optimus learned how humans reproduce

Hey Soundwave! could you play some celine Dion. This is such a beautiful moment

Megatron after watching Office Space:

"Ill show those pathetic fools how to smash a POS Copier!"

I hate working for George Lucas...

Perceptor watching family Guy:

See guys,here's that part watch,wait here it comes...See Optimus!
HA! Optimus Prime isn't Jewish!

They caught on to the heist!I told you the "Italian Job" wouldnt work with this primitive mini cooper.

welp....we thought wrong about our "sticks"

You don't understand!!! This stuff will give you a boner!!!

Heathe ledger was NOT really gay! Hes just a great actor!

Frenzy....was this the car you stole from the robbers? You said they robbed a bank? What intrest do humans have with jars of water....ill never understand humans

So I tried out this human drug called viagra...it was like...like the Matrix of Leadership upgraded my crotch! It was this big!!!

Scream...now I know why pregnant chicks dig this machine so much

A bit cold are we?

We know the truth! That was NOT milk on Elton Johns face in the got milk ad!

David Bowie and Mic Jagger did what!?!

" I never once said your mom's under carrige was rusty"