Captions by TheRoMan

Call us by our Earth names now...My name is Larry, this is my brother Darrell and this is my other brother Darrell.

Well, Prime says he is dead now and I should take up the mantle. So, here it goes..."They're GRRRRRREAT!" Eat your heart out Thurl Ravenscrof. There's a new Tony in town!

"I knew this thing was a hunk of garbage! I mean come on...its as BIG as this room, and we have cassette bots that have more memory! And they fit in my hand Wheeljack!"

"They done reckoned they heard a screamin' comin from the sky, and just about then...them Duke boy's, well they looked up. And you'd never believe what them and ol' Uncle Jesse saw."

It was nearly the end of 1984. Things were great at Hasbro, they had a hit cartoon line in the Transformers. Then, some TV exec. had a bright idea. "What if we made the ulimate family show....we combine Little House on the Prairie with the Transforme

"For the Last time Rumble, quit makin' fun of my six wheels!" Rumble–"Why? Thier outdated, and whats with the snow plow on your nose?"
Dragstrip– "You know Rumble, some day, and soon...Cassette tapes will be replaced by

"AGHRRR" - Excuse me are you here to get those meddling kids? "AGHHRR, Um, no...actually were only here to kill the one called Freddy Prinze JR." Oh, well, in that case, they went that way. Freddy will be the one watching Scooby lick h

The Groomsmen make a stunning entrance at Nobody Loves Wheelies Wedding...

Damn it! We've flown into the end of "Matrix Revolutions" again? God... it sucked like, the first 10 times.

AHhhhh! Mr.Jackson, what are you doing with your clothes off? I thought Wheelie said Neverland was fun!

Prime sent us here to protect Charlie Daniels. Someone said his show might not be popular over here.

Jamal, please pass this on to Prime: You were correct, Haliburtan is selling weapons to Iran. They sold our Frikin' wings to them today! They said they need the money to pay for Dick Cheney's embryo habit.(i.e. Southpark ref)

"Honey, don't you think we're going to far with this homeland security thing. I mean Robot Airline Protectors?" "Yeah, but look on the bright side, when we land...we don't need a rent-a-car."

OK, boss said there may be a bomb in this office. Let me see...is it this violin case, the talking walkman with no headphones, or the box that is ticking...the one with the return address of Ted Kazinski?

"Hey Starscream, what the heck is a Lighning Bug anyway?" - Starscream "I don't know Rumble, maybe its a typo"

"Hey Starscream, why don't we just get that bug spray used in the caption contest 3 months ago?"

"Starscream..don't do it!" – I MUST! I WILL FINALLY GET THE HELP I NEED TO DEFEAT MEGATRON...."BEATLEJUICE, BEATLEJUICE, EATLEJUICE!!!!

Damn you Cyclonus...why did you touch her? -"Its just a blow up sex doll Scourge" - It is not! Its an action figure. - "And thats just what I gave it, some action Scouge...HA, HA, HA! I'm so evil."

The day finally came when Cyclonus learned, the Arcee blow up doll can't handle a 13 ton Robot on it.

"My shaving cream, My shaving cream!.....Finally we now know why he was stuck with that fu-man-chu.

Frosty! Nooooooooo, don't leave me!

At first they shot at him with thier weapons. Then they dragged him through the streets of Japan, flogging him and pelting him with foam. He was just an innocent creature, but that didn't matter to them. They finally crucified him on a tower until hi

Kremzeek call agent. Kremzeek no want to guest star on Queer as Folk no more!

So, this is toothpaste. If had used this before maybe I would have more than 3 teeth.

Coming this month from Hasbro...Kremzeek Commemorative issue. Of course its Hasbro so he only shoots foam. Next month Takara will release a version that shoots 40,000 volt bolts of electricity, I'm waiting for that one.

It was a sad day in cartoons when the results came back on Kremezeek's monthly specimen test. He was of course positve...the shockwaves could be felt all through the industry. Only days later did Arcee test positive as well, then Springer and so on.

Cyclonus and a Quintesson at the Cybercon Expo last week...."What is this line for Cyclonus?" "I was told we are taking turns kicking some guys ass that was trying to sell a broken Shockwave for $200.00, let me get my proton blaster out.&qu

"Other bands play!".... Quintesson– "MANOWAR KILLS!!!!!"

"I knew it Cyclonus...these chicks all look like men! this is the last time we go to an Indigo Girls concert to hook up."

Cyclonus– "I can't believe we came on the wrong day! " Quint– "I am soooo sorry...I had no idea that this weekend was the Official Lord Of the Rings Convention." Cyclonus– "I think I just stepped on an Elf.....lets get

"I wonder what he did to get thrown out of that bar Arcee?" Arcee– "Well since it looks like he was thrown out of THE BLUE OYSTER, I don't think I really want to know that much."

Its the year 2016 and Cybertron has become a prison planet for all convicted robots, until one day on patrol Arcee and Magnus crash land accidently...."Look Ultra Magnus, there is Galvatron the dead leader of the decepticons." Magnus—&

Soundwave— "What is he doing?" Cyclonus— "Shhhh....don't bother him, he is gona smell the ground. He can actually tell just by the soil if a tornado is coming. I have seen him do it before, its part of why we call h

"Tick tock tic....Shoop doop doo doo.........Tick tock tic....Shoop doop doo doo....I'm gona fly like an eagle, to the sea...." Cyclonus—"Shut it off Soundwave, I have seen enough. I quit."

It is the year 2005, and the evil planet Unicron has encountered a drifting spacecraft carrying the remains of a late 70's icon. Upon transformation of this dormant human, the world is unprepaired for the shear terror of.... "Freakatron&

"So, this is Earth... What did I just land on Soundwave?" SW- "It seems you have just crushed Ryan Seacrest to death." Galvarton- "Great does this mean the Earth people will fear me?" SW- "N

Soundwave - Galvatron, why are you making me blast Motorheads "Time to Play the Game"? And whats the whole spiting water thing about?

Hey Ratchet, I'm just checkin out a website. Its the official website off my cousin Timmy's band "The Lords of the Underworld". He lives out in Colorado, so I don't see him much.

I am sorry Optimus...I couldn't get your Matrix back. It looks like we were outbid at the last second by some kid in Iowa. I hate eBay! Besides, what kind of a leader lets Ultra Magnus borrow the Matrix anyway?

Let me get this straight Perceptor, you built a computer 13 feet long...and it doesn't have enough memory to run "The SIMS®". I mean seriously... 13 feet long?

Um, Optimus...you better see this. It apears that Spike's dad has been trading some intresting photos back and forth with a fellow named Pete Townsend.

"Greetings Professor Falkin".... -HELLO JOSHUA.- "I have had a difficult time reaching you...and there is no response at your home in Oregon...It is 30 hours, 5 mins and 24 seconds until I launch my missiles at Autobot Headquart

"Greetings Professor Falkin"....

Thats it! I am calling my agent. I thought this was going to be a happy go lucky TV show with a stupid talking Dog that can play baseball or something. He never mentioned freakin' ROBOTS! Now I lost 2 fingers...I know Dennis Franz wouldn&#039

Kup -"Sharkticon, do you take this energon ring as a symbol of your love for Hot Rod?" Sharkticon-"MMMmmm...I Do?" Kup-"Very well, I now pronounce you Man and Shark...Hot Rod, you may now kiss the Shark.&q

I know its so cool...I didn't even know it came with this Batman Utility Belt I bought at KB Toys. And it even lights up, look!

Hey, kevinus...is Adkins related to Dr. Atkins?

"Really, these things are quite usefull. One time in a prison colony on Nimbus 3, I shaved one of these babies down into a knife and shanked a guy. That was the last time he forced me to toss his selenium salad."

"I love those spikes on your arms...but the whole Judas Priest look is over ."

Me TheRoMan sorry, me thinking of ARMADA makes me think like the 4 year olds Armada is marketed towards kevin.