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When your two favorite things find each other.
Goes to together like chocalate and peanut butter.

Not only did Springfield buy a Mono-rail, do did Megatron. Now we get to hear Soundwave say to Rumble:
Soundwave: "I brought someone who can help."
Rumble: "Is it Batman?"
Soundwave: "No, it's a scientist."
Rumble: &

Where is that guy drivin? On the crosswalk? Whoa. In fact where did he come from..there's a buliding there? What the hell? His he in the middle of a u-turn? what the hell?

Contact lens...help find it.

In space he weighs nothing...so why did he bulk up? I mean come on sitting around and eating energon all day does nothing for his self worth...

I didn't know Ralph Nadder called you "Unsafe at Any Speed" as well...

Iron Hide taking his time to carefully make a fist, miscalculates the time that his enemy takes to make his fist and thows a punch or 2.

What Megatron didn't tell them that these are the robot version of nipple clamps.
12 gazillion volts of power right to the robot nipples, only thing is that they actaully like it...

Cyclonus: Take it. Just $%$# take it. Good boy. Now who's my bitch?
Starsceam: I am.

Cyclonus: That's right..

Alot of Autobots on lonely cold nights saw just how big Wheelie's mouth could open...

Should we be seeing this?
I mean doesn't he want privacy?

You can't just say stop and expect me to stop.
You did though....

Ratchet, you don't understand this human game of "Chicken" do you?

Ah..oohh..wwheez..
Now I know why they call you "Kickback"..

Yo! That's my porn!

Whoever said this was a bad idea, was wrong. Driving you is so %$#% fun. You don't even seem to mind my crotch in your camshaft...

Our love feels so right.

Level 10 diffcultly?
How do ya change him into a plane?
He's a $%^$$ truck?
What the hell!

Mint in box? I think not. Damn Ebay.

Even pretending to be Prime, Starscream found out that not only could people see through the disguise, but people still didn't like him at all...

The only word I got out of this was "Violating" and all I could think of was robot porn.

Blurr: "I never learned to read! I been faking all these years."

It's your prostate..*sniker* you have prostate cancer..*snicker* you gonna die..

Click. Click.
Opps saftey is on.
Ok now.
Click. Click.
#$%# no clip.
Loading clip. Ok.
Now I am....wait come back I was getting ready to shoot...

Refusing to follow his oath to do no harm.
He feels the need to harm.
(Who knew Ratchet followed the hippocratic oath?)

Slingshot: "Just call me Pimp-imus Prime."

Robot snow angels?
On problem.
No snow.

This is dangerous. You are a 4 ton robot that can't swim! That means you will sink like a friggen rock, ass.

Retard Robot Games!

Robot: I am your father.
Boy: Really?
Robot: No, not really, I can't back that up.

Rodiums always got the short straw when it came to guarding the kid. He wished he was lucky like Magnus and got to guarding the Central High Cheerleaders..

You jerk, why is are my sheets stained in oil and my butt hurts? I told you I had a headache.....

On guard duty and given no weapons and no possible back up he does the best job he can, by yelling "Halt" loudly and throwing his hands up in surrender to those with weapons and backup.

"He's tryin to fly again."
"You would think he could transform into a helicopter or something. Oh he can? Does he know that? No?"

I drank this many red bulls and I can't sleep...EVER!!!

Must have taken that wrong turn, eh?
Oh you wanted to see the camel shows?

That many people!
That many camels!
You make the call!

On let the beastality begin!

Sweeper noises...*thoop*
"Aeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

And to think he almost finished the remodeling of the house before the "high tech" air conditioner landed on him.

Boy: "What is that? A foot? A lawn mower? A air craft landing? A.?"*squish*
Off Screen Voice: "And the world will never know."

Tell them I am now the king. Go now tell them!

What's so funny guys? Guys?

I have a feeling when I go into battle this gold plated chest peice won't help.

I am a car robot traped in a plane robot's body. I can't wait for the day of my surgery..

Tell me about your mother.

You get stubbed toe and you turn it into a sick day.

Its bad. You are going to die. Its lung cance....HAHAHAHAH, I almost had you.

You there can you help me with this mask...awww crap..

hehe, those jerks won't see through my disguise. Now to..awww crap..