Captions by DeceptiGojira

Megatron: Did you find it?

Starscream: nope.

Megatron: Dammit Starscream, of all places, you had to loss the bases key door here.

Starscream: I said I was sorry.

You hear that Megatron? that's the sound of the scream of millions of people that went blind seeing you having a blowjob, I hope your happy, bastard!

Hound: that's right, keep walking, dont turn over!!

Spike: please, let me go, I wont say anything about your relations with the Mafia.

Hound: youre right on one thing, you wont say nothing! !!BLAMMO¡¡

A chocolate cookie for the one who finds Count Dracula on this picture.

Jesus, I dont what to be on the "wings" place after the party, Omega, Cup and Grimlock doesnt seem happy with those two.

My hero

*Submarauder looking to a mirror*
hello, sexeey!!

Galvatron: does anybody know what time it is?
Everyone: its 5:30 pm.
Galvatron: Oh Boy, Cheers on TV.
Shockwave: was this even funny?
Twin Brother: was this even a Joke?

At first, I was going to write a joke about this incident, but since the word Fagg*t and Rep*blican are "bad words" here, I'll just pass.

Geek

Ok, Who touched my ass?

*Swoop pass flying* sorry¡¡

now you know why anyone should let squids play with fireworks

¿Why is Slingshot using a car grill as a bra?

¡¡Primus¡¡ !Im so hot that I could do it myself in the ass¡

Dammit¡¡ Frenzy, April´s fool was last Friday¡¡

Dragstrip: Rumble¡¡ for the last time, GET OFF ME¡¡
Rumble: c'mon, DR¡¡, dont tell me you dont like it.

Dragstrip: hell Yes...I mean No¡¡Dammit, you little perv¡¡

Resident Evil: Seibertron

Must...kill...Democrats.

OH MY GOD¡¡¡ STARSCREAM¡¡, AND TRACKS¡?¡, YOU SICK BASTAR*S¡¡ MY BRAIN HURTS¡¡(beleive me people, you dont want to know)

Kremzeek loves to cum (worst hentai EVER¡¡)

C: Damm¡¡, I cant hear what Osama is Saying
Q: is seez soomething about killing the evil one or something.
C: Galvatron?
Q: no, some Bozo named Bush

Galvatron (drunk) serryously off..ficer *HIC* I can *HIC* whalk on the li..line iff I can f..find it *HICK* Soundwave&Cyclonus: ¬_¬U

Sparplug¡, are you downlading Porn again? This computer is not for personal use¡.

Quick, Soundwave, we must hide Saddam forn tose pesky GI Joe bums, he´s the only one that can obtain all the Silent hill games at half price in Target.

After the show ended, many transformers became desemployed, This Photo Is the last remain of Rumble´s fate.