Captions by ionacus

driver quint: dude no smoking in the back seat!

chip:spike will now feel my wrath now that i have created ....before carly.com. he will regret stealling carly from me! hahahahahahaha!

megatron:damn tmobile phones! all i get is some trex looking bot laughing at me!

rumble:(fabulous in the background)whoa whoa!bring it back youngin'!whoa whoa! bring it back,back,back!

rattrap;rhinox? rhinox;what? rattrap;tell me about the petro-rabbits1 rhinox; i'll give you petro-rabbits!

galvatron:morons! youre headmasters not gesaults! headmasters: combine! combine! sixshot:can i kill them now?

i am just going to leave this one alone for now. i am gonna keep my head out of the gutter.

wheelie does what hot rod and springer failed to do... he nailed arcee. WHEELIE RULES MAN!!!!!!!!

when the destrons see the real brittney/madonna/christina kiss they cheered

the real brittney/madonna/cristina kiss

hot shot; alright now lets go to the strip club arcee and aleta-1 are gonna do a 2 fembot show!!!! all: heeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyy

this is what happens to cybertrons when they fight magneto

vince:when i defeet god ginrai iwll have minerva as my personal headmaster!and the destrons will know that i am thier true leader!seconds later black zarak steps on vince and calls him a human grem and an ash11e.

dirge:i am not starscream i am dirge!bw megatron:shut up!i am still gonna eat you! dirge: nnnnnnnnoooooooooooo

oh god!bw megatrons gonna eat me! wwwwhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaa!

bw megatron:say it!say it!!! dirge: all right, all right!beast wars rule. but my g1 are not going anywhere!wheelie rules!!!!!

vortex:onslaught? onslaught:yes. vortex: DONT TOUCH ME!!!onslaught: sorry.

mega-octane:who am i again? scourge: YOU ARE MEGA-OCTANE! MO:and you are not optimus prime? s:NO!i am SCOURGE! (man at least armada decepticons arent stupid!)

in about 2 seconds galvatron is getting ripped apart for being in the armada comic book.

thrust and dirge: to the theme of terrance and philip: @#$% you uncle @#$%er! megatron:morons

scourge: i was thundercracker in g1 before unicron???? mega-octane: yes. scourge:@#$%&*

unicron: maxim rules man!

armada isnt that bad. could be better, but it is still good.

armada starscream(holding the star sabre) who is the bitch now, huh? huh? ramjet and soundwave: we are!!! we are!!

jazz:what happened? perceptor: cosmos was watching 'while you were out' when grimlock came home.jazz:and? perceptor:grimlock kicked the crap out of him cause he wanted to watch 'american idol' jazz:damn me and my girl w

galvatron:put your left foot in and shake it all about! (off screen)demolisher:what the...!!!! thrust: well the lava bath just wasnt good for him like we thought. starscream:uugghh!

ra: optimus! we are going to becombiners! prime:what did i tell you about touching? ra: opps!

dirge:help! help! trex:lunchy munchies!

all:wwwwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhooooooooooaaaaaaaa this is awesome!!CRASH!

after along day fighting autobots its time for a cube of mikes hard energon

frenzy: feel the fury of......my big HAND!!!!!!!!!!!rumble(off camrea):idiot

dude quit crying armada isnt that bad

twincast: i always wonder where i have all the room for these guys

twincast: minicons POWERLINK!!!cassessettes: wa are not minicons

but six shot does this to the clones in two panels. starscream; but he kills them i dont want to die (again) optimus; hehehehehehe

onslaught; i love you man vortex; well ytour not getting my bud light!

at bar-b-que starscream: please dont let magaton eat the potato salad. eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww

six shot:thats what you get for playing backstreet boys on my radio!!!! clones:urg!

give me my chocolate bunnies back!

skywarp:is this that saddam *&%#@ we are looking to kill

i cant say anything that hasnt been said already

wheelie:(drunk)yea! play linkin park again, or 50 cent i need to learn to freestyle!

yea!!!! laserbeaks in brittney spears bedroom!!!!!

starscream:what happened to you? thrust:dont go near wheelie, he's been freestyling with eminem, again.

starscream:anybody catch the name of that autobot that just kicked our asses

arcee:dont worry wheelie.i wont let kup hurt you again. kup:ove alla the stinking little.... wheelie:heeheehee

that is th last timei laugh at starscreams singing

grimlok:hey who is hungry.slag/snarl/swoop:me hungry! grimlok:we got decepticon bar-b-q right here! shockwave:nnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooo

will the real slim shady please stand up

think next friday: after smoking out,arcee:autobot what are you doing to my man? kup:nothing arcee:blurr what are YOu doing kup? blurr:i thought that was you!