Captions by Kamakaze Thrower

By now they realized that poking it with a stick was a terrible idea.

[Insert generic statement about Starship Troopers here]

Brawl's cannon went off while in leg mode... pointing up...

Basically Primal in Prime's body.

The stiff articulation of G1 figures is very realistic to the real things.

Calm down, boy. He'll be back.

Ooooohhhh, so thaaaat's how it works. Uh, yeah, how it works...

*runs*

Star Wars gave Hasbro a LOT of money for an appearance in the show.

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!

Hot Rod: You know, it'd be better if you had more of those.

Kup: What do you mean?

*looks at crowd of sharkicons*

Kup: Ah. Crap.

Hot Rod: What?

Kup: ...I only brought one.

Hot Rod: Uh...

*looks at sharkicons*

Hot Rod: RUN!!!

Let's see here: INSERT KEY HERE. Well that should be easy.

Magnus: What'd you call me, b*tch?

D**MIT, HE'S MISSING A WHEEL!

A wild Grimlock will often fool it's prey into submission with it's gay-ish beast mode. Then it tears it's prey apart with it's massive enegon weapons in robot mode!

Megatron had just been shot in the bad place for the first time.

The new organic pretender shells caused many problems with their test subjects' bowels.

It's a trap.

After this incident, shrinking devices for Transformers were officially discontinued.

Megatron tries to make up an excuse for blowing up the sheriff's car.

Starscream repaint pretender shells got too popular among the Decepticons.

Dying by the hands of Starscream recolors proved how incredibly weak Bumblebee was.

A thousand "kick-in-the-jimmy" jokes came around after this picture was confiscated by the Cybertronian police.

The reason why Slag is no longer allowed in Transformers.

The TRUE meaning of winter wonderland.

Who knew that Starscream and Sounwave were hippies...

How Optimus Prime REALLY got the Matrix of Leadership.

Obviously, this proves how goofy and insane the earlier Transformers cartoons were. \

The managed to rip off the Flintstones...

That's the LAST time I walk into a crowd of fat guys.

Hasbro struck a deal with Nickelodion.

Sadly, these are the best looking cosplaying costumes in the world.

Inspiration for Energon Series

...

Which means that Energon was a ripoff of Micromasters.

When Perceptor meets a smaller robot...

What Bumblebee does during free-time.

WTF are they recognizing the camels? WHO CARES?

Dinobot's plotting. Nobody knows what he's plotting, but we know that he's plotting.

Hey, if YOU had only one eye, you'd be pretty freakin' embarrased, too.

Guess what Starscream's about to to do to Elita One.

And no, it isn't about love.

King Kong has a new toy.

All the other weapons were already taken.

Oh dear, would you look at that. My arm's gone. Rather akward, I might say.

Gimme an T! Gimme a R! Gimme an A! Gimme an N! Gimme an S! Gimme an F! Gimme an O! Gimme an R! Gimme an M! Gimme an E! Gimme an R! Gimme an S! What does that spell? TRANSFORMERS!