Captions by Mindmaster

"Now kith."

"They see me rollin'... they hatin'..."

"Dude... like, do you want to go raid some energy plant? Or-or-or maybe go destroy some Autobots?"

"I pledge alleigance, to Megatron, of the Decepticon States of Kaon..."

Can you believe Michael Bay had the BOLTS to milk my character like a cow?

"This device... I must have it!"

"'Tis a scratch, Lord Megatron!"

Watch out, Nintendo: the Transformers have entered in Mario Kart!

Optimus Prime says: "Screw you guys, I'm going home."

After standing in the same pose for well over a month, Soundwave and Brawn will be well pleased once another image replaces this one.

Soundwave shudders as he thinks of Megatron's most demeaning punishment.

Look Brawn, I don't know how many times I have to tell you this, but Frenzy is red, Rumble is blue, and Michael Bay's movies will never live up to our show.

So it's agreed. We'll order a 3-topping pizza, a third of it cmposed of old anchovies, a third composed of smarties, and a third being beef jerky.

Me Grimlock say that this is... uncomfortable.

"So is this a new Predacon?"
"No, just Sky-Byte's girlfriend. She really stinks."
"Harsh."

Hope you like fishsticks, T-AI...

Predacons Slapper, Dark Scream, and Gas Skunk won 2nd place in this year's Halloween Costume Contest. First place was claimed by the Autobot Car Brothers Side Burn, Prowl, and X-Brawn with their realistic costumes of the Predacons.

"You got the goods?"
"Yeah, here's your stuff."
-passes to Ratchet the prototype G2 SG Optimus Prime toy-

Quickly, hide the Energon in this seemingly-innocent red van!

"I'm your biggest fan! I'll polish your crotch plate and everything..."

"Security!"

"I'm a Goofy Goober! ROCK!"

Guitar Villian.

Looks like the Terminator has arrived to the Transformers!

Wheeljack, you've done it again!

Not my fault... someone put that mountain in my way.