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cat purr;rrrrrrrrouw!

Nov 1, 2003

two gay guys on a groo vy ground.

Nov 1, 2003

gay.

Nov 1, 2003

optimus;watcha doin back there?

Nov 1, 2003

oh gross!

Aug 30, 2003

boy,do i feel sorry for that guy.

Aug 17, 2003

this is a dumb caption!

Aug 17, 2003

spike;wheres the ball?bumblebee;i thoght you had it!

Aug 17, 2003

stick 'em up or else i'll blow you're brains out!

Aug 17, 2003

starscream; help!im getting attacked by a hand!

Aug 17, 2003

Rad, Carlos, Grindor, and Highwire running

help.

Aug 17, 2003

i hate it when people make fun of pokemon!

Aug 15, 2003

i just love cheesy japanamation!

Aug 15, 2003

smile for the camera! frenzy and otimus; noooooooooooooo!

Aug 15, 2003

hi my name is rattrap, whats yours?mouse;.....thats ok take youre time.

Aug 15, 2003

give it to me baby uh uh uh!

Aug 15, 2003

Seaspray with his hands cupping his face

im sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo emotional!

Aug 15, 2003

t-rex;this meat tastes like metal!

Aug 15, 2003

hey bumblebee TAKE A DRINK OF THIS!

Aug 15, 2003

is that a tooth?

Aug 15, 2003

slacking off the job huh optimus prime?well WAKE UP!

Aug 15, 2003

smokescreen; WILL YOU GIT OFF ME?!!

Aug 15, 2003

transformers decepticons in disguise!

Aug 15, 2003

hey a fire!lets fart in it!ffffffaaaaarrrrttt.booooooooooommmmm![nucular explosion]

Aug 15, 2003

wow that tree is pretty! lets chop it down!

Aug 15, 2003

boy;i cant understand you deszaras,what language are you speaking?deszaras;ching -chong, ing!

Aug 15, 2003

wheelie;arcee, will you be my friend?

Aug 15, 2003

Boy,is this mask corny!

Aug 15, 2003

tracks;is it halloween yet?

Aug 15, 2003

it feels like i got hit with a metal pole.

Aug 15, 2003

starscream;i like this drink!it has a bitter taste.megatron;thats because its poison.starscream;uh oh......................

Aug 15, 2003

guys,ive been reading some of these captions and alot of these are inapropiate.so keep these APPROPRIATE!

Aug 14, 2003

kup; HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU BLURR NOT TO DO PUSH UPS!

Aug 14, 2003

blurr;AAAA!OOMPH!....KUP;WATCH WHERE YOURE GOING YOU $$$$$!blurr; did you even say anything!!!arcee;will you shut up!

Aug 14, 2003

galvatron; HYYYYYA! OING CHING,OOLA! CHING CHONG CHING! tile wave; .........

Aug 14, 2003

HELP! HELP ME! I HAVE A MENTAL PROBLEM HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHELP!

Aug 14, 2003

i love w

Aug 14, 2003

i forgot i do not have a joke.

Aug 14, 2003

Optimus in Jewish garb from Family Guy episode

i love wheelie SO why doesnt anyboby love wheelie

Aug 14, 2003

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