Trikeboy has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
This is a very long ladder, I've been climbing for weeks.
ARE YOU LADIESMAN217?!?
Blitzwing got a bit lost while looking for Tiananmen Square.
Megatron: Hello? Who is this? Kim Jong Un? GET OFF THE LINE! This is only for people who are actually a threat to the planet.
With the end of the war ending in favor of the Autobots, Megatron was forced to be a mechanic in the repair bays.
Damn traffic. -BEEP BEEP- We're late for the audition for Sparkplug and Spike. I hope the roles aren't taken by the time we get there.
Dear Santa, Thank you so much for the toy car you gave me for Christmas. I use it everyday. I have enclosed a picture of me playing on it. I hope you are well and see you next year. Your buddy, Rumble.
Optimus Prime: Oh my god, look, Seibertron.com has a new caption contest.
Prowl: Yeah, about damn time, too.
Quick, someone get the oil can, they have been frozen for months.
You died AGAIN!!!
Sari: Hey Optimus, they are using this picture of us for a second time. Why are they picking on us?
Optimus: ......
Ha, I'm the only human character to get repainted so many times. Thank god for the Masterpiece line.
Sari: Look Scrapper, look what I just made. That is how you make a snow angel. You have to lie down, not just stand in the snow.
Nanosec: This loose wire was hanging down from your crotch plate.
Optimus: That isn't a loose wire.
Nanosec: Ohhh, awkward.
Truckasaurus goes animated
Trypticon: Just relax, take it slow and let the good times roll.
Megatron: Damn it, nothing but static. STARSCREAM, GET THE TRANSMITTER WORKING!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PRIME DIE AGAIN!!!!!! Me Grimlock can't take this again.
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hey...you...wanna buy some stuff?
What? I'm in disguise.
Ok boys, you kicked the ball into old man Megatron's back yard, you have to go say sorry and get it back, I'm not doing it for you.
Next time on Transformers Rescue Bots...
Everyone needs a prostate exam, even you doc.
ZOMBIE SEEKERS!!!! I shouldn't have cloned so many for my army.
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