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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by Trikeboy

Trikeboy has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Optimus helps Spike up the ladder

This is a very long ladder, I've been climbing for weeks.

Football player versus Blitzwing

ARE YOU LADIESMAN217?!?

Football player versus Blitzwing

Blitzwing got a bit lost while looking for Tiananmen Square.

Megatron plays with his remote control

Megatron: Hello? Who is this? Kim Jong Un? GET OFF THE LINE! This is only for people who are actually a threat to the planet.

Megatron checks out Breakdown's trunk

With the end of the war ending in favor of the Autobots, Megatron was forced to be a mechanic in the repair bays.

Two construction workers in a truck

Damn traffic. -BEEP BEEP- We're late for the audition for Sparkplug and Spike. I hope the roles aren't taken by the time we get there.

Rumble goes for a drive in Dragstrip

Dear Santa, Thank you so much for the toy car you gave me for Christmas. I use it everyday. I have enclosed a picture of me playing on it. I hope you are well and see you next year. Your buddy, Rumble.

Optimus Prime pointing

Optimus Prime: Oh my god, look, Seibertron.com has a new caption contest.
Prowl: Yeah, about damn time, too.

Brawn holds on to Soundwave

Quick, someone get the oil can, they have been frozen for months.

Sari stands next to a dead Optimus Prime

You died AGAIN!!!

Optimus surprised by what Sari said

Sari: Hey Optimus, they are using this picture of us for a second time. Why are they picking on us?

Optimus: ......

Dr. Arkeville is excited

Ha, I'm the only human character to get repainted so many times. Thank god for the Masterpiece line.

Scrapper buried in snow next to Sari

Sari: Look Scrapper, look what I just made. That is how you make a snow angel. You have to lie down, not just stand in the snow.

Nanosec face-to-face with Optimus Prime

Nanosec: This loose wire was hanging down from your crotch plate.

Optimus: That isn't a loose wire.

Nanosec: Ohhh, awkward.

Grimlock eats a car

Truckasaurus goes animated

Trypticon and Metroplex share a moment

Trypticon: Just relax, take it slow and let the good times roll.

Megatron covets the exponential generator

Megatron: Damn it, nothing but static. STARSCREAM, GET THE TRANSMITTER WORKING!!!!!

Optimus Prime and Grimlock up close and personal

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PRIME DIE AGAIN!!!!!! Me Grimlock can't take this again.

Megatron smiles on a big screen TV in front of crowd

Hello I'm Tom Tucker. Tonight's top stories are.....

Spike stands in front of Huffer

hey...you...wanna buy some stuff?

Scrapper wearing a straw hat

What? I'm in disguise.

Ultra Magnus and the Car Brothers

Ok boys, you kicked the ball into old man Megatron's back yard, you have to go say sorry and get it back, I'm not doing it for you.

Side Burn holds on to X-Brawn in the water

Next time on Transformers Rescue Bots...

Ironhide and Ratchet

Everyone needs a prostate exam, even you doc.

Megatron surrounded by Seekers

ZOMBIE SEEKERS!!!! I shouldn't have cloned so many for my army.

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