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And next month, Pamela Anderson with a painted on Arcee costume

Oh that laxative worked wonders........

Prime: All right you two knock it off, or am I the only one who seems to have noticed the giant penis sized rocks behind us. They appear to be getting larger..........

Soundwave: Analysis-Energon Overload. Reconciliation-Sleep it off. Thundercracker: Dammit, you win Skywarp, I thought Megatron could handle the 80 proof stuff.

You know, we can't change the situation so what is the point of bitching about it. Obviously, there are problems, but that does not mean we should all jump ship and do nothing but bombard Ryan, what would you do if you were in his situation and

All right, you can diverge off to the right to the detour road

"Wheelie say find food today, Wheelie say this taste like $h!t ok?"

Me computron, you barbie

you ready for your check-up ratchet? I know I am (wink wink)

F**king mating season!

Not to be forward or anything, but I am a scientist and all, and I was wondering, could I probe you?

Skywarp: Its really not all that funny thundercracker, that picture of my mom isnt that bad, is it?

If this doesnt get the autobots and the decepticons to stop fighting I dont know what will

Starscream to Swindle: Shut up and start lactating, these breast pumps hurt!

Damn those horny squirrels!

the ultimate form of cybertronian love, consummated on the marriage night of optimus prime and elita one

Daniel: Umm Arcee, shouldnt this be the other way around with me in the back and you up front?

Metroplex no want to mate with dumb decepticon dino

You slut! You whore! I knew you wanted Ginrai, you just used me for your own perverse pleasure!