Captions by NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE

I'm dirty...wash me.

Hehe...I tripped Sam...Sam? Oh no.

NOBODY MOVE....lost a contact lens...

Ohhhh that Titan's Return Sixshot is sweet.

Scorponok (off screen), "You are not Head Masters and this is the improper way to respond to HEAD ON!"

Optimus, "Prime Wars Trilogy? Sigh...its gonna be a long hard day."

Computron and Menasaur, "OUCH STATIC SHOCK!"

Somehow I doubt chest exposed crotch thrust forward is a good fighting stance.

Even Optimus is excited by the thought of a new cartoon.

Spike, "You laughed at the rubber boots."

Prime, "What the hell is a Powerpuff Girl doing her? For that matter why am I drawn like Magnus?"

Ratchet, "Its amazing all this time and STILL a good likeness of my has yet to be captured in plastic."

Prime, "Jeez Megatron that ass is HUGE!"

Blitzwing, "You think you have problems...I have to duck to get in every door."

Megatron, "I hate these PlayMech photoshoots...its all standing around waiting."

Starscream, "But mighty Megatron think of the publicity!"

Mirage, "Hey its Skullcruncher...oh wait thats still a few seasons away."

Bumblebee, "What?"

Mirage, "Nothing, nothing."

Wreck Gar, "I'm a Pepper your a Pepper, looks like your gonna be lunch too."

Dam.

Spike, "Hey dad.....eat me."

Sparkplug, "Son we need to talk to you, this listening to rap music, has gone too far."

Spike, "Yo you bes be step'n off, OT or I'll drop your fast one of these hood orniments might wanna transform hiself to a hearse for you w

Prime, "GO AWAY!"

"These Trek cons have really weird dress codes."

Just another night of free sex with Britney Spears.

Even dead James Brown still packs them in at the Dancitron months later.

"Is this the line to post captions?"

Bumble has engaged you in an inpromptu staring contest......he will win...you will lose.

GO!

Bumblebee, "Ohhhhh yeah Carly showering.....mmmmmmm yeahhh soap up you filthy little human, your a dirty, dirty little girl aren't you yeahhhhhhh. I am so uploading this to the internet the moment you finish that shower."

Spike, "Sure she's cute, but I have a robot fetish.....give me Iron Hide anyday of the week."

Sgt. Epps,"ONE OF BRITNEY'S CRABS BROKE LOOSE! RUN!"

Damn these missing episodes of MASH are incredible!

Scorpinok, "Mmmm crunchy on the outside, soft in the middle!"

It must be Xmas there's a new UCC picture......wait...*sigh* .


It's not new at all.

Jesus Christ what am I the Tinman of Oz?

I've been standing here for ages.

Will ONE of you mokes hand Ryan my damn oil can so he can lube the gears of UCC, and get a new picture up?

MPOP met MCRAP

Me?
I've been living in this junkyard since the show ended.

Magnus,"Damn hon we ain't buying this house, this place sucks look at this crack in the wall. Hon. Honey? ARCEE!"

Arcee,"Huh?"

Magnus,"My eyes are up here you know."

Arcee,"But it's huge."

Magn

See.

You were warned about the dangers of firecrackers.

Galvatron stars in: Krush Groove II: STOMP DANIEL

3 seconds later and this caption is....SQUISH!

Followed by much cheering.

THERE IS A GOD!

THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!

"Oh damn is that blood in my urine...."

Wow ok is that her breasts, or the....lower area?

Submaurader,"Ah jeez is that a lump in my testicales."

No matter how good of a dancer he was Submaurder just could not get a date for the school dance.

Optimus Prime, "Hey, you know what they say... See a broad, to get that booty yak 'em."

Optimus Prime and Ultra Magnus, "Leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em."

Optimus Prime, " Cold got to be. You know

Prime, "ARGHHHHHHH MAXIMIZE!"

X-Brawn, "Ughhh Prime you do realize we're not in Beast Wars right?"

Prime, "Ah.....damn it W.A.R.S. did you switch my script again?"

"Hey buddy, can you spare an energon slip, for a couple of old alterbots?"

"WHO THE HELL DECIDED TELETRAN SHOULD HAVE A MAC PLATFORM?"

Galvatrons found he was interdimensional linked to a black hole but unlike his previous form of Megatron the black holes power was linked directly to his ass.

Specifically his farts.

Dragstrip found that out the hard way.

Galvatron,"Oh my god.........I got drunk and slept with the Stunticons.......the hell with this, I'm gonna vaporize them."