Captions by Rhys

(Sings) If I only a had a brain. Oh I, could tell why, the Nemesis is so wet (its underwater you lame-ass), I'd scheme of things I'd never schemed before, and then I'd sit, and plot some more...

SOUNDWAVE: Megatron, you&#

Prime: Hulk bash! Hulk smash! Hulk homosexual!

STARSCREAM: Hotshot, you promised you'd stop taking him to the movies.

Happy Chinese new year!

WHEELJACK: Behold, my latest invention.

SPIKE: A can of insecticide?

BUMBLEBEE: Oh, those insecticons are soo dead!

Ever wondered why none of the Junkions turned up in 'The Rebirth'.

GRIMLOCK: Tastes like Chicken.

(Sings) Me Grimlock shake it to da' left, me shake it to the right, then shake me body once again, get laid rest o' da' night!

Meow!

After he died, Barney Gumble from the Simpson's somehow ended up in Galvatron's body. We now present to you, the adventures of BARNEYTRON!

BARNEYTRON: Must (gulp) consume (gulp) Duff. brand ener (gulp) gon. AH! Now that I'm p

As the Decepticons are broke, Galvatron had to make a deposit at the sperm bank so they could afford a new door for Trypticon.

Today's game is 'SPOT THE FEMMEBOT'. Now, of these two characters, which is the most effeminine. And the answer is...IRONHIDE! - That smile is just soo girly.

UNICRON: Hello son, how was school today?

CYCLONUS: Oh daddy, it was horrible, everyone said I sucked up to Mr Galvatron the headmaster, and then nobody wanted to play with me. SOB! SOB!

Where's your Allah now huh?

(Sarcastically) Oh no, Starscream's Ghost. I'm like sooo scared of a dead guy who everone knows is GAY!

STARSCREAM: I am not GAY!

Eager to attract more visitors, the Energon Pub set up a new feature. Beer drums in the shape of the Decepticons! Now you too can drink straight out of Starscream, while Megatrons fusion cannon serves as a slide in the children's play area outsid

These Arabs just never learn. First I had to kill Bin Laden for flying my Fiance into the Pentagon, then Hussain set fire to his oil fields when we were raiding them and got Starscream scalded, now this runt wants a free ride in me.

TF:TM AUDITIONS

Ratchet: I would have waited an eternity for this, it's over Prime...

NELSON SHIN (DIRECTOR): I'm sorry Ratchet, you're just not evil enough to play Megatron, and NO! I will not reconsider your brutal death

MONKEY-MAN: Where did you get this idea Rattrap.

RATTRAP: Ah! I was watching G1 the other day, and I saw Shcokwave riding Starscream in "The revenge of Bruticus"

And our Glorious leader Saddam Hussain vows that we have taken back Baghdad Airport.
GRIMLOCK: That man talking Bulls**t, me see US Air jet coming in to land behind him. (SPLAT) Told him so, Grimlock did!

GRIMLOCK (Sings):Hey Mr. Taliban, give me your Bin Laden.

BEST WINE EVER! (reads label) made from 100% recycled Autobot corpses and trecherous jets. Ah! I wondered what Cyclonus did with Starscream's ashes! SLURP!

SHOCKWAVE: Starscream! When I said I needed a lift, I didn't mean you were to put your nosecone up my...OH PRIMUS! THAT'S SOOOO GOOD!

MEGATRON: I see you have learned nothing Starscream. The reason you will never be leader is because you have a brain and I don't! See (taps) hollow. STARSCREAM: ? SOUNDWAVE: He is correct Starscream (reads from bible of 80s cartoons) although

Bad Energee, make Wheelie pee!

Liscense, Registration and Insurance certificate please Mr. Prime.

TF:TM BLOOPERS REEL

MMEGATRON: Fall, fall (Splat! Splat!)

NELSON SHIN (DIRECTOR): CUT! Now Megatron, you're meant to shoot Prime twice with the ridiculously small laser pistol. Yes, I know it's inventive and diabolical, but sprayin

Having watched his Armada counterpart join the Autobot's, Starscream goes to drown his miseries at the Energon Pub!

SNIFF! I miss Starscream so much now that he's joined the bots. I'm off to re-unite with my beloved.

STARSCREAM: Get away from me you freak!

RATCHET:(Reading). Contents of package. 1. Life-size Wheeljack model robot. (unpainted, batteries not included). Quick, and easy to assemble.

3 DAYS LATER

RATCHET: Dammit! The liars, quick-to-assemble. I've been at it for three days and I s

DEATH! Death to all who oppose sugary sweetness. First off, I shall blind Red Alert with Lazerbeak for saying I should go on a diet, and then, THE WORLD!

MEGATRON: Bwhahahaha! Thanks to the inspiration I gained from that human TV show I saw yesterday, we now posses the ultimate in surveilance equipment.

STARSCREAM: So what does it do 'almightly Megatron'.

MEGATRON: We will be able t

(face twitches uncontrollably)...Argh! Rhinox...NAKED! My eyes, my beautiful eyes.

Hello kiddies, hello. Welcome to today's TV storytime. Today's story is the sad story of Blurr...Are you sitting cosy, then we'll begin.
Once upon a time, on the planet Cybertron, Blurr had secret feelings for Arcee, but could

Sorry about that, we thought you were Blaster for a second there. WHAT! Well yes we are colourblind as a matter of fact!

STARSCREAM: BLARF! That's the last time I eat anything Megatron offers me... OH PRIMUS! (Blarfs again).

MEGATRON: He,he,he. Sucker.

"They told me it's energon, but I know they're just trying to feed me the Stunticon's used axle grease. They won't get me, he,he,he...Primus I'm thirsty (gulp). Hm, not bad..." (falls down and

For attempting to overthrow him again for the 9547654th time, Megs put Starscream on urinal sanitation duty for the next three months. And since Greenpeace threatened to set their pet hippies on them (gulp) if they dumped the waste in the ocean, Starscrea