Captions by Thunderstreak

Soundwave and Rumble always collapse at the sight of a hot, luscious babe such as the one at the center of the room right now.

The Decepticons attend their first and last Renaissance festivel.

Skullgrin: "Will they make PVC figures of us?" Submarauder: "Sure...when they release an Outback PVC!"

"Mmm....nothing like liquidated Daniel!"

Superion: Oh Menasor! Give it to me! Give it to me! Give it.....oh, uh, high Computron.

After weeks of being cared for, a young gestalt is gently pushed out of its nest by its mother to learn how to fly.

CANNONBALL!!!!

"Hehe! Hey guys! Check out my life-size PVC statue!"

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHEELJACK WAS NOT SLEEPING!!!

Transformers, episode 101: Rampage in the Redlight District!

Chromedome: "We're serious Galvatron...get our names on some RiD toys too or else!"

Mmmm! Popeye's chicken!

Cyclonus after seeing his new form for Armada.

Ginrai: That's it, Daniel! I knew I should've never listened to you! "Oh, I wanna drive Optimus! Let me drive!" Little prick! Now get out and go look for a gas station! Think you can do that without screwing up?

The mother of all Season 3 animation errors.

Scene from "Godzilla vs. The Bubble Bath Mecha Monster!"

R2-D2: "Bwee bweep bwee wee?" C-3PO: "Yes, Artoo. I DO sense that another lame cartoon crossover is in the works!"

Hey baby, you're probably wondering why I'm looking at you like that. Well, to tell you the truth - and don't get any wrong ideas about me for this sweetcheeks - but...do you like Marilyn Manson? (pops in latest CD and puts mus

Kup (offscreen): Oh, sorry! That's just his way of saying hello! Down Slag! Down boy! Heel!

Tentakill: I didn't do it!

"How did I get into this situation, folks? I'm Bumblebee! Isn't that the only explanation you need?"

Damn kids! Get off my lawn!

Scourge: Dude! What do you see? Optimus: Shhh! Arcee's taking off her towel! Oh...baby!

"You'll get my gun, when you pry it from my cold, dead arms!"

The next guy that says I look like Fred from Outlaw f*#%^ng Star is in for an ass whoopin!

Oh no! Another Season 3 animation error!

Aaargh! They can put us in the entire Beast Wars II series, but Mainframe couldn't get us in ONE episode of Beast Wars! What the hell?!

Hellbat: Psst! Leozak...your fly is open.