Captions by Ultimate Optimus

Whatever you do, DON'T drop me!

Are ya sure it is a good idea to bring Blaster into the Concert?

Could you please brush my teeth?

A family photo gone horribly wrong

Rodimus: What's wrong with you?
Daniel: ...I dreamt of a giant battleship hitting me...

*Worker #10 farts*

Quintesson Judge: OK, who did that?!

Raid: the only weapon against Insecticons.

Blitzwing: Crumplezone, will you stop sneezing already?!?!?!

Megatron: "Only two more Pokemon and..."
Soundwave: "Lord Megatron, please put down the GBA and help me FIND MY CONTACT LENS!!!"

"Ooooooooo...pretty!" Kup said as he started to drool at the bright, shiny object. Hot Rod just stared at his impending doom.

Kup: Ow! You shot me, you A-hole!

Ironhide: Bluestreak! What has Prime told you about lighting your farts? Bluestreak: Whoops! I forgot!

Braver: Holy Crap! Why couldn't you have been someone cool like Boba Fett or Darth Maul? C3PO: Just ignore him, R2!

Gort: So, ya wanna get buck-naked and wrestle?

Scourge: JESUS!!! That wart on your ass is HUGE!!! Optimus: I knew it!

Hellbat: Psht! Hey! Can you keep a secret?
Leozak: Yeah, what is it?
Hellbat: I farted back there.
Leozak: You bastard!

Galvatron: Ok, look! I did NOT cut the cheese! I swear it was Fortress Maximus!

Got yer bid toe!!!

Where Grimlock put channel changer?

Optimus Primal: Rectum? Damn near killed 'im!

Now, Optimus.....Are you SURE that this is absolutely safe?

Look Ironhide! I work better WITHOUT people looking over my shoulder!

Now....Are you absolutely SURE this won't hurt a bit? Hello?

So any ways! Funny story! There ARE no Headmasters yet! Can you believe THAT!

Cyclonus: So, you like it rough, huh! StarScream: Ummm....No, back off and I'll pretend I didn't hear that!

Oh god! Ravage is in heat!

Man! Everytime I think about beatin' those Decepticreeps, I just wann...*FART* Whoops! Heh heh!

Heavyload: *Sniff sniff* Hey! Your breath DOES smell like peppermint...Wait a tick! How can you breathe?

Ok, ok, ok! I admit it, Prowl! I did have a little TOO much Energon than I should have!