Captions by VioMeTriX

and yet again there are still unpopped kernels.

OPTIMUS: I now pronounce you man and wife, I'm so proud

no no its not what it looks like, optimus never touched me there

damn optimus blocked all the pornsites again

this is a stupid picture for a caption contest.....wtf unicron cant fit on a toilet....these are getting weak and lame lately

Indica? you told me this was Sativa!!!! Indica just makes me sleepy

no I will not do dp with you guys

wow ive been on this ladder for over 6 months now... what the fuck, change me

Man Spike, get your ass up there so we can finally get a new image

isnt it amazing how we change scale with every scene? just a minute ago you were tiny spike, but look at you now!!!

do you think anyone will notice our little intimate moments?

oh shit megatron, you weren't kidding when you said you blew it up in the bathroom

damn european outlets, this plug wont fit!!!

Ummm dirge, you cant plug that in here...its an american plug and a european outlet

look it is one of those new at&t boxes allowing you to move the tv anywhere.

...and the wave came swooshing in, but i handled it like a pro. you would have been so proud of me...

oh god i got the same gas megatron had, everyone run.

ok so this controls vibration and gyration, but wheres the button for deeper penetration?

no wonder hes broken.... who put a PBJ in his back end, he is not a vcr

Dammit Starscream I told you to step away... damn they linger too

and here is a case where a former boyband members careers took a slightly different path...

so soundwave let you mount him with no protection, then complains he got little ones popping out his chest?

wow... on the first date

hmmm so i sneak up behind him like this and slip right in...

ok im going to let you go and see how fast it will sink and you can get out

OMG Its super taco tuesday at tijuana flats!!!

i dont know which one of you the ball is under, watching you all moved around kinda creeped me out

ok what port did you want me to open, and what hose are you talking about?

Look, the instructions said you have to push like this to make it work

Ok, but if we catch one, we are baking it. fried foods give me gas...

ok im going to be gentle about this, but it will still probably tickle...

so you robots come here, bust up our planet, and you wonder why i may have turned to substance abuse?!?!?!?!