Captions by Zu Darkness

Ahhhhhhhhhhh Underwear Knomes!

Optimus prime: I hear that I owe you my life for putting me back toghter

Quintesson: Well not really We accidently put a baked potato where your spark was suppose to be so you have about 5 seconds to live. But thanks for the compliment though.

After hearing Galatron's leactures about Autobots symentizers and Autobot figures and what will happen to any Depection who is found processing any of this Scourge went far far away to a distance place at Area 51 to Bury his Optium Prime Figure then

Driver: Who hoo!!! Transformers the Movie. *makes Radical turn*

Driver: Whoo hoo!!! I'm driing on two wheels just like any Autobot would do right now "I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD

*SCREACCCCHHHH!!! CCCCCRASHHHHHH!!!*

Driver: Damn

Megatron: Soundwave it's time you take it right up the tailpipe. Soundwave: As you command Megatron

Cylonus: The Autobots are coming Galvatron what should we do?
Soundwave: What are our orders
Galvatron: Soundwave, Cyclonus; we must do our Captain Ginyu posses so that when they come theywill be intimated by us.
Cyclonus: Damn it I knew we shouldn&#

Chip: Umm Optimus I fail to see why You wanted me to hack into thiswebsie with a Fake ID and credit card.

Optimus: Chip it is Vital that yuo sucessed in this mission cause the fate of the Universe is instake on this.

Chip: Okay then but I want dou

Soundwave: Megatron I'd did it misson asspolish.

Megatron: Good Soundwave with this key that you made we should be able to make this think work.

Soundwave: Whar are my next orders Megatron?

Megatron: Stand aside I'll do the r

StarScream: AR last suscess we manage to kill the most annoying autobut and destroy all the New espisodes of Transformers. Burn Whellie Burn

Others::Yeahhhhhh

*The US has sent in their greatest weapon Yet Optimus Prime.*

Sadam: We surrender!!!!

Megatron: Insert Brain here!

Cobra Commander: no S^&* Shirlock where else do you want me to put it up your A@#

Megatron: That'll do

Optimus: Okay huddle around..the depections may have the lead by 4 points and this is the last play of the game but with our special play we can't lose

Ironhide: What's the plan

Wheeljack: Do we make use of my Atomic Warheads?

Rumbles hidden Audution for Speed* Somehow he didn't fit the part and well he kept trying to kill Kennau Reaves

*From the files of Teletran one et again*

Ironhide: Good lord what was that

Raket: I don't know Ironhide but it came from Outside where Wheeljack is

Ironhide: Well Let's get moving then

*Few minutes later*

Ironhide: By

Dewey's always did have an evil mind. This was one of his greatest achievments of them all. A Jewish verison of Optimus Prime set to kill his mother Lois.

Scourge: Damn I should have never had down that Sluppie.

Mega Octane: I told you to read the lable "Warning Brain freeze may and will Occur

Scourge: Shut up you!

Ummm Damn I guess I better be thankful that I still have all my fingers.

This sense was directly taken out fromn Matrix resoloution as Rumble as the Trainman in the Matix Resoloution. However his vilonet nature towards the Producer and at Kennau Reeves fo using one of his pulliazers on his got him expelled from the studio.

*Rumble takes a job as a Engineer for the NY Subway system* *Too Bad he is a Illegal Alien *

Optimus Prime: Okay which one of you F------ desided to paint my face blue Prowl: It was Whellie Optimus: Well get that punk A-- here so I can give him the beating of the lifetime

Grimlock: Me Grimlock say Autobots move out its' time to teack that punk Osama Bin Laden and his drunk a-- friends a lesson that they will never forget.

On the lifestyles of the Rich and Famous we see the all powerful Unicron taking a break from terrorizing the Univerese reading in his Relaxing triple King Size bed reading Maxium

Shockwave: Ackk the dinobots are back to kill me again Ramjet help me!! Ramjet: No F------ way man their too strong. Grimlock: It's time that Me settle the score with you depections!!!

Vince: Whoa whoa whoa Optimus I'm sorry if I've helped the Depections take over the WWE. But you can't hurt me i'm VINCE MCMANON DAMMIT!!

Optiums Prime: Ywah that's nice tell it to some one who cares. *Op

Dirge and Thrust got to addited to Dance Revoloution

Everybody needs somebody somehow...Everybody needs to love somebody some how

Fred: It's time you take it right uo the A-- Alexius

At last they finally made the revised Comics of Transformers from DW. Time to buy a copy

******The Remake of Transformers the Movie********

Hot Rod: Kup remember the last time you did this what happened to us

Kup: Don't worry offer them an engeron goddy they'll reencypted it.

Hot Rod: This is really getting expen

I bring forth something that is even worse than the n.W.o. the depections

Grimlock: Me Grimlock must practice for audition in Swan Lake

T Rex: Yumm I'm having my Transformers chewable Vitame.

Dirge: God help me!!!

Starscream: Sucess at last we finally manage to capte every single Armanda espisode and melted them down

All: Yeah~!!!!!!

Scourge: Damn I knew i shoudn't have down thatSluppie very fast now I got a brain Freeze.

Mega Octane: Sir you sould of read the warning label.

Scourge: Shut up you

Jazz: Man this is the last time we let Cosmos on a drinking spurge with us

Perceptor: Yeah well you didn't listen to me eariler when I told you the effects of beer and what it does to the human brain...

Jazz: Well I didn't see you

Optimus Prime: This is the last time I'm letting Whellie take command of the Autobots.

By taking whellie's advise that no one can tell if he's an Autobot Optius puts on the garb and walks in. After getting discover to finds Whellie and B---- Slaps him

Optimus: Note to self read fine print before signing the contract

Sparkplug: I have an idea I have a bomb strap to myself just let me sneak into the depection base and I'll plant it. Jazz: Okay then. Picks up sparkplug and chucks him at megatron and wateches him blowup. Jazz: Damn he wasen'tk idding to

Okay so let me get this straight You and R2D2 were informed from Anakain to find me and pay me to assisnate Jar Jar Binks. With pleasure

Danial shoots his dad Sparkplug Dad I'm sick of you telling me what to do I'm over 20 years old!!!

Red Alert: Please Prinme can I kill those who made Aramada. OP: No Re Alert You can We're Autobots not Depections. Red Alert: But Prime they drew us really bad and we look like fgs, and they really made us chessy. OP: Oh in that case Autobots

Mee Grimlock want to kill people who make Aramada. Me Grimlock also want to see Emeril....

Megatron: I'm sorry can I join you now.

Optiums: Hmm let us think for a second.

Few seconds later the Autobots open fire on Megatron

Gang were going after Santa Clause for not getting me that Red Rider BBgun that I wanted when I was 6 years old.

Others: Oh great he's flipped his lid again

Dirge: OAfter sucessfully cloning a Dinosaur Dirge learns a powerful lesson about being god... Maybe he sould of read Jurrasic park

Tracks knew that he was really in big trouble when he mocked the James Bond fan club

Prowl: Umm powerglide. When Arcee meant by giving head she didn't really mean taking off your head. Powerglide: Oh

Optiums: Irohide you cannot find out who made you a spy changer. Ironide: But PRIME I'm a f*&^&*& spy changer and best friends with Mirage and they made you look like a p----. Optiums: Oh in that case Autobots Roll out!

Blaster on top of HotRod need I say more