Captions by Optimus

honey, i'm home!

Starscream come quick! The weapon needs some viagra!

for primus sake

I mean hes going to shoot me

use him as a decoy

could we please

Common Blurr just once

Prime: This hand of mine burns with an awesome power, it tells me to defeat you!
Starscream: Ok lay off the G Gundam would ya?

C-3PO": I do belive we're in te wron show R2.
R2-D2: beep beep beep
Braver: Star Wars is down that corridor.

Now this is an example of how transformers have sex.

AHHHHHHHHH!!! Get it off me man! GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!!!!

Little did they know Reflector was hiding in the trees...

Megs like it doggy style.

Devastator: Oh Slag, OH SLAG! Slag: Quiet! Me Slag no want others to know about this!

No RAPE!

Who farted!?!?

I KNEW I wouldn't make that curve!

He doesn't wear a cup, he wears a THIMBLE!

God I HATE sticker ware!

Sorry but we have to jetison some weight.

Oh s**t he's in heat! Hide the femmes! FOR THE LOVE OF PRIMUS HIDE THE FEMMES!

Where's that punk Hot Rod? When I get ma' hands on him for making fun of my toy...

What happens when you f**k with the USA!!!

AHHHHHHHH I'm being raped by a robotic cat!!!

Thrust: Get down get down Funkytowon! Dirge: Get down and get fun-kaaaay!!!!1

Fire Convoy and Build Typhoon: The truth!