Captions by Soundwave

Sweet! Now I'm gonna find me the naked chicks you see in all the geographic magazines!

ewwwwwwww you just farted on me ahhhhhhhhhh @#$#@!#$

uunnngghh!!thats it!! no more burrito`s for me!!

I forgot Halloween was already over! And people might use me as a Christmas tree!

megatron:with these helmets i just made we can diguise our selves as autobots
starscream:good ill be prime then
megatron:no ill be prime
starscream:no me
megatron:then i guess ill have to shoot you boom

soundwave: i cant feal my legs

Starscream:I knew We shouldn't have drank those kegs Rumble:Whoa,Ramjet's going to be out for weeks

First they turn me into a tank,now they make me an autobot!!!They're evil!!!!

I've been in G1,I've been in RID,but I'm not in armada!!Those sons of bitches are goning to here from my laywer!!!!

Heeeeeey Optimus. Do my t!ts look big in this?

It was then Ravage realized that the energon Rumble had gave him did taste a little funny.

minerva please-optimus prime will be back shortly. he had to go wipe the floor with megatron.

Metroplex:I love it when you play with my ass

Me Grimlock want to watch Playboy channel!!!

Hey, he dropped the soap!

ROCK ON!!!

Hey, Autobots have to be entertained without any fembots around!

Hotrod: Whew! If you were one second later Arcee he would've fell... well, what are you waiting for? Let him drop!

Ah, a Cybertronian Purple Nurple!

Ah ah ah, Ironhide, no fun stuff til I see the cash!

*Cartman voice* You get your bitch-ass back in that shuttle, a make me some pie!!!

Oh, now I've done it, I should not have had that extra glass of energon before we left!

The drugs worked, now let's kick the little bugger's ass!