Captions by Maestro Meister

Despite what we were led to believe in the G1 cartoon episode, the Immobilizer's effects were not so temporary.

No matter how fast or how long Spike ran on Wheeljack's giant, partially submerged hamster wheel, the Change-o-Picture-tron wasn't working.

Spike: "Did Astrotrain's army break the water main again?"
Optimus: "No, it's snavej's caption flood."

Judging from his tramp stamp tattoo, we can safely assume Transformers Prime Unicron is a Geewunner.

The Rocklord combiner never really took off.

Undeniable was the look of abject consternation and shame on Perceptor's face when the minibots caught him twisting Teletraan's knobs.

"Seaspray, what is that?! On your leg. Is that...is that hair gel? Great! I could use some. I just ran out."

Megatron fart cloud joke: redundant.

It's not working! Who dropped my phone in the Golden Lagoon?!

"Look, if you turn the batteries around a little and give it a smack or two, the remote'll still work."

Three and a half hours into the transformation process, Megatron regretted eschewing the instructions on his Masterpiece Breakdown figure.

Rocklord gerwalk!

Prowl: "Uh, Prime? Shouldn't you let Ratchet handle Hoist's prostate exam?"

"Megatron, your trigger is only this small!"

Quit yer complainin'! At least I'm not GDO Brawn.

The good news is Perceptor's shrink ray is wearing off. The bad news is Perceptor and Bumblebee haven't made it out your aft yet.

You murderers!! You blew it up! Damn you! Damn you all to hell!

Next on E! Fashion Police: Bitch Stole My Look - Dr. Arkeville vs. Circuit Breaker

Few people know that before the accident that maimed his body and warped his mind to evil, Dr. Arkeville was a happy-go-lucky young man whom his mystery-solving friends called "Shaggy."

"Stage dive: Improbable."

Brawn: So then I tell that chip-gawking no-good coward Perceptor, "It takes courage! Or is that word not in your fancy vocabulary?"
Huffer: Ooooo!! So what did he say to that?!

No one ever commented on or Liked Sentinel's posts on FaceplateBook.

Upon waking up his "Engineer" from cryosleep, Megatron couldn't help but be a little disappointed.

"You see, gentlemen? The contours of his head indicate morbidly developed phyloprogenitiveness, making him an ideal candidate for a slave!...Why do you laugh? Do you mock me?!"
Alas, no one told Dr. Arkeville that phrenology was a discredited science.

Smith! 6-0-7-9. Smith, W. Yes, you. Bend lower. You're not trying!

"Wait, guys. Ah ain't Classics Ahrnhaad, ahm G1 Ahrnhaad. Ma chest forms the front, not the rear end of the van!"

Hey, Scrapper, that's a pretty good impersonation of Shockwave you do.

Scrapper, now I see why Hasbro stopped making Transformers with rubber tires.

Animated Soundwave then recruited DOTM Que as the lead singer of his "hair" band.

Ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages, step right up and witness the Amazing Spike juggle not three, not four, but FIVE Headmaster heads!!

Raise your hand, Raise your haaaaand ... If you're SURE!

His name is Wheeljack, not "Jackie" !!!

I saw Hound do this to a human once.

The screensaver suddenly came on as Ratchet shrieked, "Knock next time!!!"

y-you guys read my diary?!?!

That's some great light-piping!

Megatron: "You want a piece of me? You want a piece?"

Optimus Prime avenges Jazz.

"You control their every move. Miiiiighty robots, Miiiiigty vehicles."

Hound: Ratchet, hold my hair back, I'm gonna ***baaaaarf****