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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by Metroplex

Metroplex has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
The Decepticon Headmasters stand on top of each other

WW: U sure this'll work? MW: Yea... it says we can combine as one right here in this mag!

T-Rex with Dirge in its' mouth

Iiiiiitttttttsssss SUPER DIRGE! UP UP AND AWAY!

Cassettebots fall out of Twincast

T: Oops... couldn't hold it much longer... gotta let it out

Onslaught standing behind Vortex

V: Megatron! I-i can explain!

Starscream running toward island

The water's
FFFFFRRRRREEEEZZZIIIINNNNGGGG CCOOOLLLLDDDD!!!!!!!

Woman next to Optimus Prime figure

Lady: U go now, u here fow howas!!!

Woman next to Optimus Prime figure

Me so horney!

Worker on phone by Decepticons

Worker: No really Honey! There are robots right here and they look terrifying! Wife on phone: You're jerking me off again aren't you?!

Skywarp holding a man

Where's Saddam?! Tell me or I'll stomp on you like a waterbug!

An injured Thrust

Starscream: "Thrust! What the hell happend to you? Thrust: "I was trying to imitate the coneheads when I fell dow the stairs.

Worker on phone by Decepticons

Worker:"Si, como no. Yo Soundwave es para ti, dicen que son la migra".

Worker on phone by Decepticons

Worker: "Yeah, hi Bandai? I think some of your Gundams escaped and their in my house as we speak, what should i do? Bandai Rep: *click*

An injured Thrust

Thrust: Heh heh.. would u believe slumber party? *grin*

The Decepticons at their finest

Soundwave: Can we pleeease stop playing bunnies? Meg: SILENCE!

Blurr falls on Kup and Arcee

Kup: Blurr! Not now! Acrees here! Blurr: aww heck she had hers last week.. slurp yum yum

Hardhead using a microphone

Simon: Your attire's atrocious. You're not a good enough star on American Idol. Get out.

Hot Shot w/ his arm around Smokescreen

HS: I bet somebody wants a wedgie? Who wants a wedgie? SS: *GASP*! HELP! NOOO! *MMMMFFF* OP & RA: HAHAHA! Serves you right SS!

The Maximals Wrestle

Announcer: The Tag Team champions of Optimus and Cheetor are down for tyhe count. 1, 2 ...

Bruticus holding Computron and pointing his finger

B: koocheekoochee cute computron open mouth for aeroplane to come in! C: Dang I DUN WET MY BED ANYMORE OKAY?!?!?!

Megatron on his hands & knees

M: I lost my contact lenses have you seen them?

Starscream & Megatron with helmets

M: Starscream, with thses new helmets, we can finally have x-ray visions! S: Y would we want to have x-ray visions? M: Think Acree S: Hmmm... ah! EUREKA! M: YES! Whoa, is that a spy? NOOOOOOOOO! OUR PLANS!

Boy dressed as Rodimus Prime

Rodimus Prime transforms in 10-year-old Immature Prime!

Hot Shot and Jolt get acquainted ...

HS: Wahahaha I'm Hotshot! *CLINK* HS: ouch. Who did that?

Hot Shot and Jolt get acquainted ...

Label of Hot Shot Figure: New Armada Hot Shot! Combines with Mini-con Jolt to form Gay-bot! Batteries not included.

Hot Shot and Jolt get acquainted ...

HS: Y is there pretty rainbow colours??? I never want to combine with a minicon again!

Hot Shot and Jolt get acquainted ...

Jolt:How do u like that, Hotshot or AKA Hot bod? HS: I think i need to crap...

Arcee comforts Wheelie

Wheelie: You know Acree, the view is not bad from here...

On the job with Doc Ratchet!

R:Good god! What did you do to it?

Deszaras with a human boy

D: Ni nen ting de dao ma?Boy: Wo bo dong ni zai jiang se mo (Got Translation?)

Deszaras with a human boy

D: Ni nen ting de dao ma?Boy: Wo bo dong ni zai jiang se mo

Megatron w/ Autobot symbols

M: Ooh im so tempted to dismantle whoever did this to me ooh yes i am!!!!

Deszaras with a human boy

Deszaraz: Need translation? Boy: Click for Japanese on the top of page!

Megatron w/ Autobot symbols

Due to copyright reasons, Megatron is to remove his autobot logo or he will be sued. M: awwww... nutz...

Megatron w/ Autobot symbols

M: Hi guys! Autobots (whispering to each other): He thinks he can be as cool as us by bearing the Autobot symbol...

Decepticons cheering!!!

Decepticons: Starscream is gone and there is no one to bully us now!

Ultra Magnus holding Constructicons

You know I think we may be in a cartoon. How else do you explain this and how Astrotrain can fit all of us in his cabose?

Ultra Magnus holding Constructicons

UM: Look! Mommy got me a set of crash dummies! Scrapper&Hook: NOOOOO!!!

Ultra Magnus holding Constructicons

UM: Oooh what a pretty set of cymbals!

Wheelie points gun at Kup

W: I dare you to repeat that insult of Seibertron! Kup: DONT POINT THAT THING AT MY FACE!!!

Wheelie points gun at Kup

W: Alright! Put the energon into the bag!
Blurr: Duhh... Right! In the bag!

Galvatron toasting w/ Energon drink

Energon:
Giving Transformers a lousy aim since 1984

Hound - Autobot masseuse?

Ok now its time at last to admit what this thing is on my shoulder, its my favorite sex toy, let me demonstrate how it works spike..

Grimlocks little secret

BLAH! you say im poorly drawn.. And this coming from a transformer called wrecked car...

Windcharger strips

TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF AND SWING IT LIKA HELA COPTER!

Devastator gets slagged!

ok thats just disturbing..

Megatron on his hands & knees

Megatron: Come starscream, pleasure awaits..
Starscream: you know Galvatron is the only one for me!

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