Captions by Metroplex

WW: U sure this'll work? MW: Yea... it says we can combine as one right here in this mag!

Iiiiiitttttttsssss SUPER DIRGE! UP UP AND AWAY!

T: Oops... couldn't hold it much longer... gotta let it out

V: Megatron! I-i can explain!

The water's
FFFFFRRRRREEEEZZZIIIINNNNGGGG CCOOOLLLLDDDD!!!!!!!

Lady: U go now, u here fow howas!!!

Me so horney!

Worker: No really Honey! There are robots right here and they look terrifying! Wife on phone: You're jerking me off again aren't you?!

Where's Saddam?! Tell me or I'll stomp on you like a waterbug!

Starscream: "Thrust! What the hell happend to you? Thrust: "I was trying to imitate the coneheads when I fell dow the stairs.

Worker:"Si, como no. Yo Soundwave es para ti, dicen que son la migra".

Worker: "Yeah, hi Bandai? I think some of your Gundams escaped and their in my house as we speak, what should i do? Bandai Rep: *click*

Thrust: Heh heh.. would u believe slumber party? *grin*

Soundwave: Can we pleeease stop playing bunnies? Meg: SILENCE!

Kup: Blurr! Not now! Acrees here! Blurr: aww heck she had hers last week.. slurp yum yum

Simon: Your attire's atrocious. You're not a good enough star on American Idol. Get out.

HS: I bet somebody wants a wedgie? Who wants a wedgie? SS: *GASP*! HELP! NOOO! *MMMMFFF* OP & RA: HAHAHA! Serves you right SS!

Announcer: The Tag Team champions of Optimus and Cheetor are down for tyhe count. 1, 2 ...

B: koocheekoochee cute computron open mouth for aeroplane to come in! C: Dang I DUN WET MY BED ANYMORE OKAY?!?!?!

M: I lost my contact lenses have you seen them?

M: Starscream, with thses new helmets, we can finally have x-ray visions! S: Y would we want to have x-ray visions? M: Think Acree S: Hmmm... ah! EUREKA! M: YES! Whoa, is that a spy? NOOOOOOOOO! OUR PLANS!

Rodimus Prime transforms in 10-year-old Immature Prime!

HS: Wahahaha I'm Hotshot! *CLINK* HS: ouch. Who did that?

Label of Hot Shot Figure: New Armada Hot Shot! Combines with Mini-con Jolt to form Gay-bot! Batteries not included.

HS: Y is there pretty rainbow colours??? I never want to combine with a minicon again!

Jolt:How do u like that, Hotshot or AKA Hot bod? HS: I think i need to crap...

Wheelie: You know Acree, the view is not bad from here...

R:Good god! What did you do to it?

D: Ni nen ting de dao ma?Boy: Wo bo dong ni zai jiang se mo (Got Translation?)

D: Ni nen ting de dao ma?Boy: Wo bo dong ni zai jiang se mo

M: Ooh im so tempted to dismantle whoever did this to me ooh yes i am!!!!

Deszaraz: Need translation? Boy: Click for Japanese on the top of page!

Due to copyright reasons, Megatron is to remove his autobot logo or he will be sued. M: awwww... nutz...

M: Hi guys! Autobots (whispering to each other): He thinks he can be as cool as us by bearing the Autobot symbol...

Decepticons: Starscream is gone and there is no one to bully us now!

You know I think we may be in a cartoon. How else do you explain this and how Astrotrain can fit all of us in his cabose?

UM: Look! Mommy got me a set of crash dummies! Scrapper&Hook: NOOOOO!!!

UM: Oooh what a pretty set of cymbals!

W: I dare you to repeat that insult of Seibertron! Kup: DONT POINT THAT THING AT MY FACE!!!

W: Alright! Put the energon into the bag!
Blurr: Duhh... Right! In the bag!

Energon:
Giving Transformers a lousy aim since 1984

Ok now its time at last to admit what this thing is on my shoulder, its my favorite sex toy, let me demonstrate how it works spike..

BLAH! you say im poorly drawn.. And this coming from a transformer called wrecked car...

TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF AND SWING IT LIKA HELA COPTER!

ok thats just disturbing..

Megatron: Come starscream, pleasure awaits..
Starscream: you know Galvatron is the only one for me!