The Ultimate Caption Contest
Captions by Mkall
HEEEY MACARENA!
Grimlock! That botox injections did not help one bit!
Yellow: Right, here's the plan. There's 6 of us, and 5 days in a school week. Therefore each one of you can take a single day. Now what do we do about the bed?
Grey: We'll fight you for it
Woah, hang on here! I was promised to see minibot strippers!
Brawn: Don't bother, you just can't tan in this weather.
Windcharger: Wait, you only took your robe off for tanning?
Good new everyone! The Emporer leant me his new clothes, what do you think?
Vortex was the one who started the YMCA craze. Soon the Combaticons followed suit and became known as the Villagecons
After playing with a live grenade, Devastator is now part of the War Amps program and is now a poster child.
Devastator has learned never to insult the artist's abilities.
Blaster: HEEEEYYY Macarena!!
Kup: That's so last decade.
5 minutes later, the quits discovered that without wheels, their car was not meant for wheelies.
Wife: "Admit it dear, we're lost!"
Husband: "We're not lost, we're taking a shortcut."
Wife: "We're lost, now get out and ask those gentlemen where we are.
"It you stupid tulip don't grow..."
When the decepticons/predacons were finally defeated, the Prime/Primal duo became a famous carnaval act
When the first wave of Galaxy Force images were released, the crowd's enthusiastic response was most encouraging
[spooky voice] Scrooge, scrooge.
There's no can of raid big enough for this pest
Bumblebee (offscreen): Danger Will Robinson, Danger!
Daniel: How many times have I told you not to wake me like that!
Slingshot: First Prime rides me like a horse, and now this.
During routine Teletran-1 maintenance, other, less high tech ways were needed to spy on the Decepticons
Face it Prime, only the new Autobots can Powerlinx, get off my back!
Who's up for night time disco?
"Spike wants you to stop flirting with Daniel, if you don't, this missle has your name on it."
Starscream has failed Megatron so many times, that Megatron has sent him on the impossible mission: teach the inanimate rock bug to fly.
It took him over 50 years, but scourge buried every piece of Starscream, one piece of ash per planet.
"Hey I thought this herbal essance junk was supposed to give my hair more body and life. As you can see, it's all false advertising."
Announcer: And the losers of the viking lookalike contest are...
Cyclonus to Quintesson: You idiot, you told me not to dress up for this.
"Ahhh Teletran 1 has the Blue Screen of Death!!!"
"Tonight's the night we're gonna get Grimlock plastered!"
Megatron: I have this illegal substance, on your person Soundwave. Now you must face the ultimate punishment. Listen to Starscream babble for an hour! Man I love being evil.
Rumble: It never fails, I get on a train, and SOMEONE always takes one of my guns. I hate the city.
Why am I the only one here...they always run from me. Why does no one like me?
They never stop when I want to get off
Rhinox: "Rattrap, let me tell you about the cyberbirds and the hoverbees...
There's a new Gestalt in town...Multi-Thing!
Face it guys, we're not combiners
Eat these regularly. They're better than the Subway Diet
Scourge: Blasted hang-over
