Captions by ninjabot

Starscream:(thinking to himself) Why does Megatron trust me so much!!!

Megatron: (Thinking to himself) If Starscream pushes me, I'm taking him with me!!!!!

Megatron: Sound Wave, call Orkin and tell them to send some of those Combat Roach Baits, I'll teach those insecticons to raid my kitchen!!!

Spike: I can't believe you shot Carlie!!!!!

Hound: But Spike, she had a Decepticon T-shirt on!!!

Mom: I wonder if Rumble would come shake me up!!!
Dad: Is that all you think about???
Mom: Yeah sinse you can't do it!!
Son: You guys are gross!!!!

Prime: Never try to steal energon from an animal transform decepticon!!!!!

Sparkplug: Why is Soundwave in our headquarters???!!!

Spike: Aww Man, I thought I had the hookup, no wonder I only get one station!!!

Megatron: The Medusa Ray works, Starscream ready the troops, we raid the autobot base tonight, while the autobots morn their leaders death!!!!!

Its the Autobots against the Deceptions in the Anual Robotic Step Show!!!
Come see if Prime can out roll Megatron!!!

Prime: Is this where I get my free oil change and waxing???

Prime: This will make a fine grave for Megatron!!!!

Prime: I am ready form my close up now Mr. Bay!!!!!

Bruticus: That's the last time I use Exon fuel!!!!

Bumblebee: come on, what warehouse did Prime hide the "candy paint", Im trying to be so throwed at the car show!!!!!

Bumblebee: I hope my code works cause I sure would like Xzibit to pimp me out!!!

Starscream: Damn Beast Wars Transformers play too much!!!!!!

Superion: Heard what you said about me, Say it to me now!!!!!!

Spike: If I could get Optimus to get with George Forman and make a Grillbot, we could do it big for breakfast!!!!!

Prime: I knew AlitaOne was cheating on me, she tried to make me believe this was my son, no wonder Meagatron laughed in my face last time we fought!!!!

Grimlock: Talk that trash now punk!!!!

Wreck-Gar(Sweating oil and shaking): I didn't say anythin I swear!!!

Grimlock: You aint no TransFormer, you a Go-Bot!!!!

Starscream is planning another attack on the decepticon throne, if I beat him to the punch then I will be the new ruler supreme, must thank Sarscream for giving me this great plan.

Hmmmm! So this is why Prime and Meagatron fight so much, they both love Aleata1!!

Man, who knew female autobots were afraid of rats!!!!!

Inferno: Tell me where you hid that energon, or I'll break you in half, and wipe that stupid grin off your face module.

Red Alert: Yeah right, you aint that crazy. You know Prime will beat the brakes off you for that!!

AirRaid: You just had to smart off to Prime, now we have desert duty again.

SkyDive: How was I suposed to know he was dating Aleata!!!

Tracks: Hey Prime check out the chasis on Carly, bet she can really handle a drive-shaft.

Prime: Yeah, thats why Spike is always sleepy.

SoundWave: Hope you are happy Starscream, you just had to ---- off Megatron.

Dirge: Shutup you two Megatron has ravage's motion dectors set on extra high, so he'll kill any thing that moves.

Starscream: 'Let me go I can take him!!

Prime:' No Starscream, Megatron will beat the brakes off of you!!!!!'

Blitzwing: " That's the last time I'm going to Louisiana, they can have those byous!!!

Dude you won't believe what I just saw, Meagatron and Galavatron wer standing side by side!!!

Prime: Please don't do any barrel rolls.

Sling shot: Stop being a wuss.

Prime: Thats it when we land You are grounded.

I allways thought there was something funny about Spark-Plug.

Hello is this the Union office?, Listen, I was wondering does workman's comp cover being attacked by giant robots???

AS soon as I find that mode-lock I hid, I'm gonna shut starscream down,and rip out his data chip.

So this is where baby transformers come from.

What do you mean this is your leader, I bought this at the pawn shop down the street.

I give her a ride she'll never forget, she'll find out why they call me prime.

Hurry up, we gotta win, I want that 2000 picce Craftman tool kit.

The Earthlings call it the Funkie Chicken.

Allrigt, you constructicons better have that green house built by sun down, or else you won't have to worry about aircondictioning any longer.