Captions by Skyfire the Artist

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Rumble never understood why you needed two E tickets for this ride.

It was always their job to guard the sandbox, but Rattrap and Rhinox never knew why.

When assembling a model, never get glue on your fingers and if you do, never touch fingertips together.

Al-Sahaf wondered who switched his Dukes of Hazzard poster with an Optimus Prime one.

It was only then that Unicron realized he hadn't won anything. He had subscribed to hundreds of magazines. At least that explained the personal thank you note from Ed McMahon.

Can't decide between a grill and an incinerator? Split the difference!

Scourge never forgave Mega-Octane for putting superglue on his hand.

The horror of Megatron's ultimate weapon was tested on Scourge and Ramjet...Terminator 3!

The Autobots adapted midget tossing and dwarf tossing into their own sport, minibot tossing.

It is true. Tai chi does relax you.

We don't believe in Robot Jesus. We believe he was built and programmed well, but he wasn't our Messiah.

Red Alert does his best to explain Windows 98 to Prime.

When Dirge said the dino needed more iron in his diet, the dino misunderstood.

Hey, what do you mean that we need two E tickets for this ride?

It was after this that Optimus Prime canceled his account with "Think Big" Novelties.

Starscream realizes that the contents of the fishtank and the toilet were mixed up.

Nobody understood why Optimus needed someone else to pick apples for him.

When Bumblebee described the horror of Microsoft tech support, Seaspray could not believe what he heard.

Ok, it's time for you skydiving lesson.

Hey guys! Did you say with or without anchovies?

Attention. Whoever tore the letter "L" off the "Motor Pool" sign, please return it.

The decision not to cover chiropractors with the Decepticon medical plan came back to haunt Megatron.

Carlos, Rad, and the minicons fled the scene when Fred found out about Sizzler's all-you-can-eat steak and shrimp.

When McDonald's discontinued the McRib sandwich, some took the news hard.

None of them had the heart to tell Megatron that Mecca was the other way.

Spike realizes that Bumblebee sat in someone's gum.

Optimus leaves the work to Rhinox while he samples the Pepto-Bismol flavored soil.

It was always Rattrap's duty to guard the mouse, but he never knew why.

Ugh...tell Ratchet and the others...not to eat the fish.

Hot Rod drops a piece of ice down Smokescreen's back plates.

Left hand yellow, right foot green...

Now, Cheetor, it's off to Macy's to become a lady's fur coat.

The aftermath of Shockwave admitting that he was Wheelie's biggest fan.

Rumble wonders what kind of additives are being added to microwavable foods these days.

What do you mean "repair kit sold seperately"?

The prize for worst costume at the Autobot's annual Halloween party was awarded to Tracks.

Can't decide between a full nelson and a vomit inducer? Split the difference!

Hey, the draft picks for the Packers went better than we expected.

Lite Brite, Lite Brite! Turn on the magic of colored light!