Captions by Ultra Wheelshot

Bonecruncher: Who told Scavenger he'd be joining the Autobots in Amarda?
Starscream: Never mind about that
Devastator: Betrayal

Starscream: My Vocalizers messed up (optimus Prime) It keeps slipping into this stupid Optimus Prime mode (own voice) and theres no way of getting it (Optimus Prime) to stay (own voice) on my voice but this mask would fool Primes own creator.
Alpha Trion

Starscream: Start playing Always look on the bright side of life Aounswave

OP: This Starscream costume is brill
HS:: (OS)Hey Op when am I going to get to wear it
OP: I've always wanted a mouth

BC: He had to call in sick
Scav: Hi guys have I missed anything?
Dev: Scavenger arm now
Scav: But...
Dev: Now

Dev: Is everyone here?
Scrapper: No
Dev: Oh damn

Hook: Stupid humans
UM: I two to the better three more and i will have a full set the can merge
Rodimus (Off) Put them down Magnus, you don't know where they been (Laughs?)
UM: Oh animation error

Percepter: Bloody Windows XP
Wheeljack: I thought we were running windows 98
Starscream: (Off screen) I told them to get XP but would they listen
Wheeljack: I think we should get XP

Rumble: I know its yo Starscream, now if I could only get the mask off
Percepter: Nnooooooooo I am not Starscream ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Starscream in...I think I'n a Prime now

Bumblebee: Aw Spike just one more go
Spile: Time to go Bumblebee
Jazz: (Outside) I knew it was a mistake to bring Bumblebee here

SS: Hey Akywarp do you a swap
WJ: Sure
SS: You are stupid sometimes

Budget cut-backs have meant that the roles of Optimus, Ratchet and Wheeljack are to be played by Decepticons
SS: I have first dibs on Prime
TC: (Off screen) Poor Soundave

SS: That creep Megatron
WJ: It ain't that bad screamer

Frenzy: Come on Starscream
Prime: This isn't Megatrons Master Plan
Frenzy: Get reflecter out of here

SS: When I lower this mask my transformation into Optimus Prime will be complete
Wheeljack (to himself) Please Primus make this stop
SS: Praying for divine itervention won't work Wheeljack (Puts mask on)
Wheeljack (sighs)

Starscream: I have the head of Optimus Prime, Megatron will be pleased
Wheeljack: Not a good move
Starscream: Who dressed me up as Optimus Prime?

Little did Starscream know that Wheeljakc was actually Thundercracker

Starscream: Damn I need to get used to this
Wheeljack:Shut up and put the mask back on Starscream
Starscream: (sighs)
Optimus (Off screen and in Starscream costume) You can't win 'em all

Blades: It hurts, it hurts
First Aid: (to himself) What would Ratchet do?? Ah stop your whining Blades
Blades: But it hurts

Blaster: (off screen) How many times have I asked Soundwave to keep Rumble under control
SOundwave: (off screen) Rumble return
Rumble: No way I'm having too much fun, hey send Frenzy out

Percepter: Theres a Rumble in my tummy
Blaster: Nope there's a Rumble on your head
Rumble: Project decapitation hah, nobody tells Rumble what to do

Percepter: AAAAAGGGGGGHHHH! Hang who let Rumble in?
Rumblee: (to himeself) Hah suck percepters brains out
Percepter: AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

J: Man that's a real realistic Costume you've got on
S: I wanted to be Jazz
M: Now now play nice
J and S: Oh mom

Kup: Heard it before
Blaster: No you don't understand
Kup: What don't I inderstrand?
Ejrct (inside Baster): Shall we stop him from digging a hole
Rewind: Nah this is funny

Bumblebee: Hey how come we're all glowing
Grimlock: Me Grimlocm not glowing, me Grimlock always loke this
Bumblebee: Damn you Grimlock, how many times have I told you to stop buting me toys of myself
OP: (off) Heh Bumblebess playing with himself a

SW: Heh that teaches you to mess with us Starscream
BB: (to self) Just lay still they'll go away
TC: Lets pull his head off
SW: Too obvious
Starscream: (off screen) That is Bumblebee you idiots

Dargstrip: Get out or I will Transform
Rumble: Uh...no go faster Hot Rosd is catching us
Dragstrip: Shut up he isn't even chasong us
Rumble: Riight

Ratchet: This is ridiculous
Director: Just one shot forthe companies profile
Ratchet: Ypu'll get ot

Guard: Mmm I thought I'd losten to a bit of Eddie Izzard
Soundwave: No! Quick ravage turn my torch on

You think this is bad wait till yousee him dressed as Tracks

Seaspray: I'm human under here
Bumblebee: No your not
Seaspray triesto take his head off
Bumblebee: See
Seaspray: Damn

After this Twincast goes to see Ratchet
Twincast: Refit my door catch Ratchet
Eject oh damn he's not letting us out again
Rewind: You pushed me against the door
Ratchet: I must admit this is kind of funny
Rewind: It was Ramhotn who pushed us

Ratch: Teeth check
Jack: What you know the faceplate won't come off
Ratch: So it's time for your teeth check
Op: I swear theres something is wrong with Ratchet

Highbrow: Gort head now
Gort: But...But
Highbrow: GET

Prime: I hope he dosen't fart
Alpha Trion: (farts)
Prime: OK
Alpha Trion: (farts louder)
Prime: Stop doing that

Soundwave: (off screen) Raveage return
Spike: yeah Ravage go back to Soundwave

Do not enter! Why is the a control panel on the right then?

Sourge: Where oh where did my cantact lenses go?
Starscream: (off scream) Please someone just kill me.
Galvetron: (off screen) I thought you were dead

Scourge: Hey look I'm making a sand castle (Starscream lands on it) Scourge: Hey that wasn't very nice. SS: I see nobody building sand castles

Tracks hides after seeing Optimus without his facelplate