Captions by FortMax

Rumble: For the last time, it's RIBFIR!
Preceptor: But you are purple.

Hey, Frenzy! How do you hotwire this thing again?

Ultra Magnus: Alright...so we'll tell the decepticons RODIMUS killed him

Galvatron: light a match this'll rule

Galvatron: I love my vagina...sometimes I squat and look at it. A woman should not be afraid of her vagina. She should embrace it. Sometimes I look for hours...sometimes I touch it. Sometimes I talk about it.

Chip: MMMMM take it off Elita-1...okay now kiss arcee...thats right kiss her, no not on the lips. Go on she'll like it...now stroke her. Now stick that inanimate carbon rod in her (if any of you are getting aroused by this you should go shoot y

Chip: This would be really arousing if I still had feeling below my waist

Omega Supreme: Ugg...Eggnog excessive, ability to hold liqour limited

Arcee resolution was to stop sitting on her ass all the time...after the new years party she won't be able to

Bumblebee: I knew I shouldn't have smoked all that pot

Megatron: you mean you smuggled the key to vector sigma to earth in your ass---Soundwave: wait till you see where I hid the space bridge

Megatron: According to this gigacounter there are large amounts of radiation coming from your ass

Rumble:I bet you're wondering where the steering wheel is....well I am too

Rubble:...It is a small world after all

Sorry timmy some dumb outfielder cost the cubs the NLDS this year

Rhinox: mine's bigger

ApeFace: this reminds of something I saw these unclothed humans do on videotape

Yeah about the car

Optimus: I'm here for the bris

Primal: MUst HaVE HOT RHINO ASSS!!!!!!!

Blurr: The older the berry the sweeter the juice

WE'RE GOIN' STREAKIN'!!!

Perceptor: Cosmos tends to eat stuff when he gets drunk...but don't worry miss, we'll get your brother out. JAZZ: I see an arm!!!

...so, basically if you hear crappy stan bush music start playing, run like hell

Octane: This is a special hello those nice humans in leather chaps taught me

Megatron: RAMJET! SHOCKWAVE why the hell are you naked together. SHOCKWAVE: Its not what it looks like

Scourge:DUUUUUDEEEEEE! my hands...are so big mannnnnnn. whoaaaaa.

We are pleased to annouced the third candidate for the Iraqy presidency

Decepticons: Do the hustle

Decepticons: Y-M-C-A

FortMax: The decepticons are in a place called Palestine!?!

Optimus: What next master Yoda?

Optimus:You see the jewish Autobots believe there was a Autobot Jesus but he was not the messiah

Red Alert: Pull my finger

Red Alert: Pull my finger Optimus: fooled me once, shame on you...fooled me twice, shame on me

Sunny-D! thanks mom!

Seaspray: oh my god bumblebee...you are huge!!!

uh...megatron...hi

worker:...and when I installed windows NT well....

Worker: hello, sony. yeah what am I suppose to do if my cassette player turns into a giant killer robot?

group hug

Damn left turns

Spike: Ahhhh! nuts in face!!!!

Spike: (thinking) wait a minute...Bumblebee has balls!?!

Ratchet: And then Steven Seagal took the bad guy by the head and...oops

Thrust: and when these plastic surgery bandages come off I not only will have hands...but never again will I be called penis head

Thrust: yep...I think its safe to say I found the Autobots

Megatron: what do you mean you flew into "Iraqy air-space"

Optimus:Wait the planet of the apes was our planet, noooooo!

I like big bots I cannot lie no other brudda can deny!!!!