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"Holy hidiously tanned drag queen batman!"

"There's... SOMETHING on the windshield!"

R: "He's committing Pesticide!"

welcome to the freak show!

gal: "Help fallen and can't get up!" Mag/Arcee: "....." -__-'

"watch I'll do the splits"

"uhhh green computer?..tat's a first"

Where’s the mouse?.. for being advanced alien robots..they sure have low tech equipment..

why are these computers so damm old looking?

"heh heh check me out i'm Bill Gates!'

oookkk this is just plain creepy..

While Soundwave is distracted.."ooo soundwaves Captial One card..heh heh". Rumble: "what's in your wallet?'

"Subway!!?...I thought this was the monorail!"

"damm where's my contact! alright guys spread out"

HomerType: D'oh!

Dev: I hate it when they do THAT! Optimus get your damm dino mutt off me!

waaaaahhhhh why's my head so friggen BIG!

cheap autobots they make these days...

"Megatron come back! it's not what YOU THINK!!"

hehe I feel so giddy!

"alright Prime reach for the sky!"

The two: "uhhhhhhhh" prime: "Quick cover spikes eyes!"

spike to carly: "I told you to buy energizer!"

"okkkk playing against the autobots was a bad idea"

"Stop calling me Goku already!!!"

"Reach for the sky Megatron we got You covered...Prime bookem"

combime forces to become! a Totem pole -_-

In there sorry attempt to join a freak show...

Starscream: "At last megatrons dead!" Everyone else: "Horrray!"

"oh no Bumblebee has a weapon Run!!!!"

Dirge failed to read the sign.. and This is why Jurassic Park is OFF LIMITS!

Seibertrons opened a theme park.
Brawn: "I don't like this ride!"
Bumblebee: "So this is where Seibertron's energy is going?"

"aww c'mon back i'm not going to hurt you!!"

Kids: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

"What flavor Kool Aid is this?"

"What!?...there going to make a Home Alone 4!?!...AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

"He's not blaster! let's beat it!!" Blue blaster: "!!!"

"I said give me a hand not an arm!...and what are you doing behind me!?"

Forget Gilligan! this is my island now!...Buwahahaha!

UN Worker: “Hello Mr. Bush I found the WMD (weapons of mass destruction) …uhhh there’s a little more here than just chemicals…now let’s talk about my reward”

Spike: looks like his batteries are low again...

Ratchet: Hiccup!! oh excuse me guys I had one to many shots of energon..and well you know how it is..hic..um what am I doing again?

Tracks: "Yeah Only 586 days til the next Star Wars Yippee!"

Ash: I choose you! RumbleTree!..Now Bark attack!!

*in Invader Zim voice* Prime: Who stole the last energon cookie?! I must know! Tell me!