Captions by Octocon

At least 1 "person" seems enthusatic for the Sega Bass Fishing game sequel.

Tai looks on confuse "so this is what you was making such a big fus about, i dont understand"

It's Not want it!... Stop laughing!

Hay I still have my health! ... wait

I don't see why this is so great? Being a Headmaster Sucks!

I lost a lot of weight recently, Can you tell?

And thus HEAD MASTERS WHERE BORN.

I'm telling you soundwave, I saw a Hobbit!

Prime does his best sandperson impression "urk urk"

For Dry Red Eye, Soreeyes is awesome.

Hi my name is Blitzwing, and im an alcoholic.

Prime: This still beats easyjet

And they called it Puppy Love...

It not my fault, my wife put my armour plating in with her's and the colours bleed over.

A failed attempt to increase the speed of the combaticons' dissengaging systems.

A failed attempt to increase the combaticon dissengaging function.

Megatron: Bruticus Initiat Newyears Procedure.
Bruticus: Affirmative.

Megatron: Starscream you miserable excuse for a mechanism, you said you was arranged an new armed transport, instead you enlisted this rediculous Rocklord.

Starscream: I knew playing Bastion was a bad idea.

Megatron: Silences Starscream!

Bumblebee aloud "im being inconspicuous!"

Mean while a dozen people walk past looking at him, some making various comments about the "hiden" robot

Bumblebee find shadows to hide in and crouches.
*bleep bleep*
Bumblebee: "Otacon, im almost at the door now how do i defeat the metal gear

Codex: "Bumblebee ya like twice as big & twicea s tough just smack it up."

Bumblebee: &qu

SPIKE "how many times do i have to tell ya no will not be your headmaster partner"

(i throw continunity to the wind for change)

SPIKE "sorry pal, maybe in the sequel"

Hound follows to try and explain

SPIKE "go away Hound! ill never forgive you for mowing down my girlfriend"

HOUND "spike it wasnt my fault, it was dark.the decepticons. the winding roads. i didnt mean to kill her."

Rumble auditions for Beastmachines but gets pipped to the post

"what ya mean i dnt have the love intrest angle covered? im total hot gear, even in this suit"

"insecticons too the asprin reserves!"

the true orgins of the dinobots

starring spike wood wicky as himself

talk about a pretender
(tho no one ever asked)
starscream how did you get them shoulder struts to hide?

Unicron faces his greatest foe.
the planet gobbling planet gobblinger

"i am toiletron!"

Unicron:
"Uranus from ...."
you get the idea
"manical laugh"

camera scrolls along the row of combaticons
Vortex: "Y"
Swindle: "M"
Brawl: "C"
Blastoff: "A"

Megatron: "the flesh creatures a buying our disguises! DECEPTICONS attack!"

its all ways the same i just get myself waxed and pow! bird s**t

Octane; "hay soundwave they got my colour right"
Soundwave; "me too" *sythsiser metalic s------*

Optimus " the hoo..kie... ko..kie?" "like this?"

Alexis "ya hopeless prime"

oh man daniel was right this photoshop thing is cool, now just airbrush arcees manifolds...

prime has fit of rage at producers when he sees how his new fire truck mode transform.

"no no no, must be tougher! more moving parts, you suck get my agent on phone im moving back to toei!"

Daniel "oh my god hay check this out wheelie, thers a nike logo under here!"

*megatron radio call* bruticus report the jets report that your exploding!

Bruticus: "megatron urm no, seriously it just a exostructure wound! woosy jets"

Arcee: oooow, can i touch it

Bruticus trys to find away to speed up his seperation protocols. (but messes it up)

Bruticus: Rar! thats what i get for eating them peppers!

Yellow guy: "pssst, whats our gestault form again?"

"no starscream, im tired of your fools always missing the autobots when im in hand gun mode... ther is a autobot convoy approaching, this time i shall shot Optimus Prime myself! woo har har har"

"what are you doin megatron?"
"silence you fool! if i crawl like this i, can sneek into the autobots Head Quaters on detected as one of the dinobots"
"so dats why your leader!"

Grey one in line of sight replies: "sorry man, the autoshop said they werent getting anymore yellow paint in till next week"

"BOMBSHELL!!! look how ugly you made these clones of me!"

Yellow: "alright 1 & a 2 & a 3 & a 4..."

All sing together: " you are the sunshine of my life, oooow thats why we always....

dude,that not cool, you dont come to the christmas fancy dress as the Ghost of Optimus Prime!

Vortex: "Wooo YAH i got my own spin off series!"

Part 2

...

Blaster "fine i wont argue" he says shocked by Ultramagnus new level of lunacy

and issues the command to the city

Blaster: "this is blaster blasting at you from metroplex control, we've been orderd to seperate so