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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by Optimus Primevil

Optimus Primevil has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Optimus Prime and Grimlock up close and personal

When cybertron is ashes, you have my permission to die.

Rumble on a Subway train

hums moonbay's(from zoids) song

WWE meets the Decepticons!

Tonight Vincent K McMahon vs Lord Zarak for the ownership of the WWE

WWE meets the Decepticons!

Tonight in this very ring GRIMLOCK VS THUNDERWING, for the matrix of leadership!!!

WWE meets the Decepticons!

Vince: "Let me just say that the decepticons are the biggest loads of-" Music: "Instruments of destruction!" Vince: "Oh crap."

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WWE meets the Decepticons!

Tonight at this very ring, I present to you GOLDBERG vs BROCK LESNAR vs GRIMLOCK!!!

Iraqi Information Minister has conference about Optimus Prime

Armada optimus Prime is NOT dead. Like he'll really stay dead.

Iraqi Information Minister has conference about Optimus Prime

For the last time, it's name is convoy not optimus prime. You are all under the capitalisitic swine hasbro's spell. TAKARA RULES!!!

Unicron reading a magazine

This is getting boring... Can't they have a penthouse mag instead of FHM?

Unicron reading a magazine

It's obvious to me that she had a boob job

Unicron reading a magazine

Hey Baby, How you doing?

T-Rex with Dirge in its' mouth

This is what happens when someone doesn't heed the do not feed the animals sign at the zoo.

T-Rex with Dirge in its' mouth

Dirge; crisp outside, chewy inside

An injured Thrust

Thrust after he got his ass whupped by Makunouchi Ippo

Hardhead using a microphone

Makounochi Ippo pababagsakin kita sa laban natin.

Hardhead using a microphone

To [CENSORED] with takara. what the[censored]were they thinking when they used my name for a dinky BW Neo destron?!!

Hardhead using a microphone

All we are saying.....
is give peace a chance....

Hardhead using a microphone

Hardhead: The internet isn't killing the music industry, bad music kills the music industry.

Rad, Carlos, Grindor, and Highwire running

Rad: Change...........
Carlos: but Alexis' not here, we can't form getter perceptor.
Rad: Aw nuts... RUN FOR IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Decepticons stand on a cliff

Megatron: Allah be praised!! Hasbro is going to release a unicron toy.
Skywarp: But wasn't it a while ago you were praying to Allah to curse them for what they did to the TFarchive?
Megatron: Quiet you...

Optimus laying down on the job

Rhinox: Just a little more and i'll get that gorilla plush doll...

Hot Shot w/ his arm around Smokescreen

Smokescreen: Weren't you supposed to be smaller than me?

The Maximals Wrestle

Survivor series XXIV will be the best survivor series ever!!!

Cheetor makes a weird face

Cheetor on the magical Hasbro crack

Shockwave vs the Dinobots

Announcer: The DwO (Dinobots' world order)has just attacked the undisputed champ.

Rumble as a tree

Noooooo!!!!!!!!!!! I'm a guest star in INhumanoids

Tracks with a mask on

It's an improvement

Bruticus holding Computron and pointing his finger

Bruticus: Hey, no finger bitin'

Starscream & Megatron with helmets

M: Isn't this the same helmet wheeljack used to boost the dinobots brains?

On the job with Doc Ratchet!

Ratchet: Hope no one files for malpractice.

Megatron w/ Autobot symbols

From now on call me megatronicus prime.

Decepticons cheering!!!

Orewa sempaiii.....
basketuball man...

Decepticons cheering!!!

Bob Skir is dead!!!
Bob Skir is dead!!!

Optimus takes a hold of Starscream

Optimus: SHINING FINGA!!!!!!
Starscream: What the hell are you talking about?
Optimus:Sorry, just watched a 12 hour g gundam marathon last night.

Sixshot smacks Decepticon Clones heads together

6shot:Hulkamania is not dead! Let me show it to you.

Optimus w/ arms around Autobots

optimus:"Share the love fellas"

Soundwave & Rumble lying down

When decepticons get drunk part 2

Wheelie consumes Energon!!!

Optimus Primevil: Hope you choke on it like george bush

Megatron points at his head

Wanna be my headmaster?

The Decepticon Pretenders have a discussion.

All of them thinking: We look like $#!t!!!

Skid-Z runs a marathon!

This is nuts? I should have transformedinto a car and won this race.

Menasor learns to jump!

Announcer: And now the representative of the decepticons for the 2002 utah winter olympics, menasor for the winter games ski jump...

Wheeljack gets ready to boogey!

ME WHEELJACK FOLLOW YELLOW ROBOT WITH GLOW-IN-THE-DARK RODS!!!

Kakuryu takes a bath!

Kakuryu: Whoever heard of a robot taking a bath?

C3P0 and R2D2 on escalator w/ Braver in "Victory"

Braver:even megatron's diagnostic drone could beat you guys up.

C3P0 and R2D2 on escalator w/ Braver in "Victory"

Braver(thinking): Only unicron can change these two losers into decent fighting machines.

C3P0 and R2D2 on escalator w/ Braver in "Victory"

Braver: Even that pretender megatron (beast machines) wouldn't dare extract you sparks.

C3P0 and R2D2 on escalator w/ Braver in "Victory"

Braver: Let me get this straight, you've got no weapons, you can't transform, you guys can't merge, you can't fight and you guys have more toys modeled after you than me and my buds?!!!!!!!

C3P0 and R2D2 on escalator w/ Braver in "Victory"

Braver:Okay which one of you is the headmaster and which one is the body?

Gort's conversation

hey gorgeous, how do you think we'll look if we're drawn in american style?
Babe:I won't have these large...

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