Captions by Optimus Primevil

When cybertron is ashes, you have my permission to die.

hums moonbay's(from zoids) song

Tonight Vincent K McMahon vs Lord Zarak for the ownership of the WWE

Tonight in this very ring GRIMLOCK VS THUNDERWING, for the matrix of leadership!!!

Vince: "Let me just say that the decepticons are the biggest loads of-" Music: "Instruments of destruction!" Vince: "Oh crap."

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Tonight at this very ring, I present to you GOLDBERG vs BROCK LESNAR vs GRIMLOCK!!!

Armada optimus Prime is NOT dead. Like he'll really stay dead.

For the last time, it's name is convoy not optimus prime. You are all under the capitalisitic swine hasbro's spell. TAKARA RULES!!!

This is getting boring... Can't they have a penthouse mag instead of FHM?

It's obvious to me that she had a boob job

Hey Baby, How you doing?

This is what happens when someone doesn't heed the do not feed the animals sign at the zoo.

Dirge; crisp outside, chewy inside

Thrust after he got his ass whupped by Makunouchi Ippo

Makounochi Ippo pababagsakin kita sa laban natin.

To [CENSORED] with takara. what the[censored]were they thinking when they used my name for a dinky BW Neo destron?!!

All we are saying.....
is give peace a chance....

Hardhead: The internet isn't killing the music industry, bad music kills the music industry.

Rad: Change...........
Carlos: but Alexis' not here, we can't form getter perceptor.
Rad: Aw nuts... RUN FOR IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Megatron: Allah be praised!! Hasbro is going to release a unicron toy.
Skywarp: But wasn't it a while ago you were praying to Allah to curse them for what they did to the TFarchive?
Megatron: Quiet you...

Rhinox: Just a little more and i'll get that gorilla plush doll...

Smokescreen: Weren't you supposed to be smaller than me?

Survivor series XXIV will be the best survivor series ever!!!

Cheetor on the magical Hasbro crack

Announcer: The DwO (Dinobots' world order)has just attacked the undisputed champ.

Noooooo!!!!!!!!!!! I'm a guest star in INhumanoids

It's an improvement

Bruticus: Hey, no finger bitin'

M: Isn't this the same helmet wheeljack used to boost the dinobots brains?

Ratchet: Hope no one files for malpractice.

From now on call me megatronicus prime.

Orewa sempaiii.....
basketuball man...

Bob Skir is dead!!!
Bob Skir is dead!!!

Optimus: SHINING FINGA!!!!!!
Starscream: What the hell are you talking about?
Optimus:Sorry, just watched a 12 hour g gundam marathon last night.

6shot:Hulkamania is not dead! Let me show it to you.

optimus:"Share the love fellas"

When decepticons get drunk part 2

Optimus Primevil: Hope you choke on it like george bush

Wanna be my headmaster?

All of them thinking: We look like $#!t!!!

This is nuts? I should have transformedinto a car and won this race.

Announcer: And now the representative of the decepticons for the 2002 utah winter olympics, menasor for the winter games ski jump...

ME WHEELJACK FOLLOW YELLOW ROBOT WITH GLOW-IN-THE-DARK RODS!!!

Kakuryu: Whoever heard of a robot taking a bath?

Braver:even megatron's diagnostic drone could beat you guys up.

Braver(thinking): Only unicron can change these two losers into decent fighting machines.

Braver: Even that pretender megatron (beast machines) wouldn't dare extract you sparks.

Braver: Let me get this straight, you've got no weapons, you can't transform, you guys can't merge, you can't fight and you guys have more toys modeled after you than me and my buds?!!!!!!!

Braver:Okay which one of you is the headmaster and which one is the body?

hey gorgeous, how do you think we'll look if we're drawn in american style?
Babe:I won't have these large...