The Ultimate Caption Contest
Captions by FortMax
Rumble: For the last time, it's RIBFIR!
Preceptor: But you are purple.
Hey, Frenzy! How do you hotwire this thing again?
Ultra Magnus: Alright...so we'll tell the decepticons RODIMUS killed him
Galvatron: light a match this'll rule
Galvatron: I love my vagina...sometimes I squat and look at it. A woman should not be afraid of her vagina. She should embrace it. Sometimes I look for hours...sometimes I touch it. Sometimes I talk about it.
Chip: MMMMM take it off Elita-1...okay now kiss arcee...thats right kiss her, no not on the lips. Go on she'll like it...now stroke her. Now stick that inanimate carbon rod in her (if any of you are getting aroused by this you should go shoot y
Chip: This would be really arousing if I still had feeling below my waist
Omega Supreme: Ugg...Eggnog excessive, ability to hold liqour limited
Arcee resolution was to stop sitting on her ass all the time...after the new years party she won't be able to
Bumblebee: I knew I shouldn't have smoked all that pot
Megatron: you mean you smuggled the key to vector sigma to earth in your ass---Soundwave: wait till you see where I hid the space bridge
Megatron: According to this gigacounter there are large amounts of radiation coming from your ass
Rumble:I bet you're wondering where the steering wheel is....well I am too
Rubble:...It is a small world after all
Sorry timmy some dumb outfielder cost the cubs the NLDS this year
Rhinox: mine's bigger
ApeFace: this reminds of something I saw these unclothed humans do on videotape
Yeah about the car
Optimus: I'm here for the bris
Primal: MUst HaVE HOT RHINO ASSS!!!!!!!
Blurr: The older the berry the sweeter the juice
WE'RE GOIN' STREAKIN'!!!
Perceptor: Cosmos tends to eat stuff when he gets drunk...but don't worry miss, we'll get your brother out. JAZZ: I see an arm!!!
...so, basically if you hear crappy stan bush music start playing, run like hell
Octane: This is a special hello those nice humans in leather chaps taught me
Megatron: RAMJET! SHOCKWAVE why the hell are you naked together. SHOCKWAVE: Its not what it looks like
Scourge:DUUUUUDEEEEEE! my hands...are so big mannnnnnn. whoaaaaa.
We are pleased to annouced the third candidate for the Iraqy presidency
Decepticons: Do the hustle
Decepticons: Y-M-C-A
FortMax: The decepticons are in a place called Palestine!?!
Optimus: What next master Yoda?
Optimus:You see the jewish Autobots believe there was a Autobot Jesus but he was not the messiah
Red Alert: Pull my finger
Red Alert: Pull my finger Optimus: fooled me once, shame on you...fooled me twice, shame on me
Sunny-D! thanks mom!
Seaspray: oh my god bumblebee...you are huge!!!
uh...megatron...hi
worker:...and when I installed windows NT well....
Worker: hello, sony. yeah what am I suppose to do if my cassette player turns into a giant killer robot?
group hug
Damn left turns
Spike: Ahhhh! nuts in face!!!!
Spike: (thinking) wait a minute...Bumblebee has balls!?!
Ratchet: And then Steven Seagal took the bad guy by the head and...oops
Thrust: and when these plastic surgery bandages come off I not only will have hands...but never again will I be called penis head
Thrust: yep...I think its safe to say I found the Autobots
Megatron: what do you mean you flew into "Iraqy air-space"
Optimus:Wait the planet of the apes was our planet, noooooo!
I like big bots I cannot lie no other brudda can deny!!!!
