Captions by galvanostril

forget napoleon DORK-amite! THESE bad little dudes got the sweet ninja skills.

he thought it was all fun and games until his brothers used him to break prime's knees

Vortex: Long Live the Fighters!

unseen decepticons: Mua-Deeb! Mua-Deeb!

red alert: hehehehe, look at all the gay jokes those brainless n00bs keep making...
injerno: yeah, I'm glad it's simply that your lower half was paralyzed by starscream's null ray, lets smile about these bad gay jokes!
(meanwhile in the f

inferno: yay! I finally bought the life sized red alert action figue, but that goofy grin...
kitbashing time!

splunk...

grimlock: (thick british accent) wuts all dis, den... why did dose american toips make me look all stupid like that!?
predaking: change the channel, dr. who is coming on!

cybertron airspace: Stop violating me!

mike: now THAT be the face of a true mother in law...
josh: dude, only allosaurs could smile, this guy's a big CG fake
phillip: dude why the hell are we even watching this crap
mike and josh: NO CLUE!

dinobot: I think it's that one there
slag: me, SLAG, see tooth gone
grimlock: me, GRIMLOCK say you full of cesium salame!

the epic duel!
mirage and grimlock fight to the finish!

mike: y'know I don't see what's so funny about grimlock side stepping like that
josh: yeah... the seibertron staff is leaving most of this up to the fans, and they aren't all that creative...
phillip: I hear that, some dumbass put &q

hound: there is no hole. it's all an illooooooooooooooooooooooousion!

my god the suits are so crappy... they're falling appart before our very eyes!

megatron: prime look! it's a grey!
grey: m'name is davis!
prime:thats it davis! NOBODY TOUCHES SOCK-BABY!
(see www.sockbaby.com NOW)

meanwhile on ziest...

louden noxious: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN! THE TRANSFORMERS VERSUS DOCROOOOOOOOOOOOOOR KEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBB-buh!
(see www.kaiju.com NOW!)

josh: holy ---- man! you broke my model!
mike: oh please, you used american made glue, of course it would break.
phillip: the arm's over here!
josh and mike: GOOD!

bluestreak: what the crap kinda name is longrack anyways!?
slingshot: BEHOLD THE GRILL!

longrack: if david shwimmer could do it! so could I!

if you think these are good, wait 'till you see my new battle pants!

and now when I transform (harsh grinding noise)
AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUGH!

while on vacation, the quintesons stumbled upon the megaman universe...

when trying to recover ravage from the 8 track player...

nelson: HAW-HWAH!
rumble: do you find something comical about my automobile!?

dr. rumble performs high speed surgery in transformers the movie 2: return of GRUMBLEBEE!

the collectors of gen1 merchandice reach a new level of tenacity and greed...
rumble: GOTTA CHACHUM ALL! GOTTA CACHUM ALL!

prime never got his arm back after this...

wakeman is biased
wakeman is biased
wakeman is biased
wakeman is biased
wakeman is biased
wakeman is biased...

when playing with your G1 galvatron, remember this, inside that toy is a battery, and if you think all batteries are the same, consider this. when soundwave broke down in mid-battle, and megatron had to change his batteries, he trustted Duracel. so whethe

megatron: your good as new soundwave, it's always weird when you get these spare parts but you know, DIY...
(soundwave falls over)
megatron: oh smegg...

(WATCH RED DWARF!)

after ali-baba and his new sidekick, blastoff, capture osama and beat him down oldskool TF style, they load him into an apparent "lundry" truck to turn him over to the sockpuppet dictator known as bush.

heyyyyyyy... scourge is there too! and he an autobot now!

zombie's eh? get me my cricket bat, we're going to the winchester to wait this one out!

rrrrreeeeeeepppppaaaaaiiiinnnttttuuuuussssssss... kkkkkiiiiittttttttbbbbaaaaaasssshhhhhhhuuuuuuussssssss...

cyclonus: damn you quinteson! you led us to the He-man-con! not the bot-con!
quinteson: mmmm... triclops!

I just love the "what the hell" look on mirage's face there!

a hystorical photograph taken in iacon square.

sixshot can do this because he is a badass.

galvatron: BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

kremzeek will now shave the whales!

*splat*
optimus prime wins:hara-kiri

PELVIC THRUST!
better than the garden variety thrust

ratchet "all that'll be left is..."
(next part in girl's voice)
"pieces, pieces, pieces of you, aw yeah!"

yeah you think this is weird, I found a sight with ratchet JUMP KICKING thundercracker!

seibertron.com

join us or die like fire convoy!

springer: bah-weep-grana-weep-ninny-bong!

ultra magnus (off shot) how did you get out of there!? I poured cement on your graves to make sure you don't escape
scourge: you made 1 fatal mistake, you left me my SPOON!
ultra magnus: NO!
scourge: that's right, the dirt was like a deliciou

megatron: food goes in here!

quick nurse! the forceps! the head is crowning!

ratchet: I have to tell you the truth... I have no freakin clue what I'm doing.