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He's speeding to get away from the wrath of Michael Bay.

Megatron: Soundwave, why is there an engine in this trunk? This isn't a Volkswagen right?
Shockwave: No Lord Megatron
Megatron: Starscream's designs?
Shockwave: I am afraid so Lord Megatron.
Megatron: *pinches nose* Ugh!

Oh god! It's cosmic rust! Oh wait, it's worse! It's Omega Supreme's cosmic farts! Decepticons! Retreat with what little dignity I have left!

Optimus: Cosmos! I swear, next screw up and your off the lobbing team!
Cosmos: But Prowl hit you in the face.
Optimus: Your point?
Prowl: *snickering the entire time*

SCREW "TO SCALE!"

Scrapper: Kid, the Scarecrow from the wizard of Oz stole my look

Jazz: Hey calm down bro. I died in the movies too.
SentineL: But Optimus and Megatron both brutally killed me!
Jazz: I was ripped in half man.
Sentinel: ....O.0

"I know the answer!"
"Can I answer it!?"
"All hail Mega- I mean the Autobots!"
"Reach for the stars!"

He turned grey! He's actually dead this time!

Operation: Chicken Fight. Status: Complete.
Results: Victory.

Me Grimlock no more use matches

Starscream: Where is that pest Laserbeak?!

All together: We represent the Lollipop Guild...

Galvatron: I wanted my money yesterday!
Drag Strip: It was OnLy 2 dOllArS
Galvatron: That's exactly what Starscream said!! But that was before I wasted him!!

Epps: Holy Mother F@#$*r. RRRUUNN!!!
Spanish Dude: Anybody got some energon goodies to feed it?
Guy on the Right: This isn't G1 you idiot.
All Together: Ba weep granna weep niny bon

Blitwing: You got the money right?
Motormaster: Not excatly.
Blitzwing: And why is that?
Motormaster:Umm
Wildrider: Drag Strip ran off with it.

We are ready for launch! 3!2!1! Blast Off!!

Skydive:I spy with my little eye-
Air Raid:If you say the Ark one more time.
Skydive: I wasn't gonna say that.

DEcepticons Cheerleading Trio Unite!!!!

FC: Why are you looking at me like that?
BT: Fire Convoy you're my hero.
FC: Oh great. Another one quoting movies and junk!

Spike: I hate candy!!
Hound: Wait. I've got Ice Cream!!
Spike: YAY!

Megatron: Where are the humans with the face paint?
Thundercracker: Megatron, I believe they're called Native Americans. Which wouldn't make sense beacue we're in like a jungle ro something.

Soundwave: Eject: 2 brick forts.
Reflector: What do you use these for?
Soundwave: Forts: Destruction Mode
Reflector: I'm being buried under brick!!

This is awesome!!!

Ratchet: The red wire's connetced to the, blue wire. The green wire's connected to the yellow wire.

Right About Now "Only The Good Die Young" would be playing.
Blaster: Only the good die young!!
Jetfire: Shut up!! Not funny!

Megatron: Piledriver!!!
Sideswipe: Get the heck off of me! You can't even lift me!!
Megatron: Watch me!!

Optimus: Give old Gramps a hug!!
Bumblebee: I'm cool with that. Spike how about you?
Spike: Alright.

Tracks: Uh-Derp!!!!

Megatron: This is great. Good thing i'm leader. I can do stuff like this.
Starscream: If I were leader we wouldn't make floating rocks. We would make floating trees!!

Mirage: Nice look Prime!

Wreck-Gar: Junk! JUnk! JUnk!
Sari: Are you stupid or something?
Wreck-Gar: Dare to be stupid!!
Sari: Great, a dance scene. And with Wheelie

Sari: I'm related to you.
Prime: What the?
Sari: I'm part cybertronic.
Prime: is that possible?
Sari: whoops, spoiler alert!

When does this ride end?!

Prime: I never had this problem with Daniel, and he was more girly than her
Ratchet: Who's Daniel?
Prowl: Ya, who is he?
Prime: Nevermind. He was just this girly kid. Oh there he is crying at the hot dog stand

Megatron: Let go of me!!
Optimus: Where's the nearest cliff?
Optimus' arm snaps
Optimus: Megs, you really gotta lay off the energon goodies
Megatron: Who you calling fat?!

Blitzwing: Anybody got any 3's?
Motormaster: Double war!!
Dead End: Jin!
Breakdown: I'm all in.
Wildrider: I'm the crazy one here and I knwo this doesn't make sense