Captions by Ravage XK

I'm a van, a an with teeth and a wonky wheel. Great, just great.

Did we break him?

Galvaron: I am Galvatron and this is my new Alt mode. I am now a tree.

Cyclonus: I may get a shot at being leader yet.

Soundwave: I miss Megatron.

For the love of God, how much do you weigh?

I try to be interesting but lets face it I'm just a collection of stacked, hollow boxes. You get to walk around the place while I just have a load of doors to open.

Like all cats Ravage would poop anywhere but his own garden. Bloody cats.

DECEPTICONS, poop!

Yes dear, it's happened again. Decepticons have invaded the Power Station. I know, it's the third time this season, you'd think we'd get wise to it by now. No, I won't be home in time for tea, I'll have to clean up once they go.

WHAT did you say about my headband?

I used to think I was doing a good job of cleaning my teeth but then my Dentists told me I needed to Go Pro with the Oral-B Pro Expert Toothbrush. Now everyone notices my smile and my mouth feels so clean and fresh.

I err got a text from Scavenger. He says he stopped to pick up some fencing. He was passing the Garden Centre anyway so..... He says 5 mins max.

Once again, animation budget cuts lead to corners being cut ( quite literally in Devastators case ).

After giving him a good wash Optimus Prime hung Bumblebee up to dry.

I have to press the button, where is that hatch?

Arcee: Oh crap, Spike is telling another story! Screw this, I can roll away but you lot can't! HA!

Ok, you are the first floating head beatboxing group. Who is good with the hihats?

You all kind of look like you are floating.

Budget cutbacks means we can no longer animate your bodies ( the true reason for Headmasters )

Now that you are buried, I smear your heads with Jam and the Ants will KILL YOU ALL!!!!!!

Megaton is taking a nap, for the love of god don't let that probe wake him. He gets really cranky if he doesn't get his 8 hours.

Too much Currrryyyyyyyyyy!

You promised we wouldn't stand out.

I caught a Piranacon was this big.

Sorry, i forgot what im supposed to do next. Check my script.

I'm just going to leave this here.

Told you this was dumb. We are huge, metal bots. Nobody is going to think we are army base technicians. They'll think "Damn, look at those huge metal robots in white coats!". Worst disguise ever, we should have just transformed and driven in.

Will you come to my party later? There will be a clown and bouncy castle? The shouty man with a cone wont be there.

Starscream you turd, why did you trip me? Get off my foot..Skywarp, if you kick me I'll scrap ya & WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU POINTING AT THUNDERCRACKER? Moron Seekers.

HA! Its Superglue....We put Superglue on your FACE! Don't transform or you'll rip your arm off.

Scraping the barrel aren't we?

That's broke that is.

Spike: You like this crap? Gah!!! Its over,we are through. It feels good to say that. You are such a pain. Oh, that band on your head, ARE YOU 12. Mind you, I have yellow Boots so I can’t talk. I've changed my mind, lets stay together.

Carly: What you

I have bad gas.

Is that a missile on your shoulder or are you just happy to see me.

The toxic gasses in this planet's atmosphere affect your optics and make everything look like a dodge VHS screen grab. Smells like strawberry though so its not all bad.

MEGATRON: "In the future I will transform into a tank, thought I better start getting some practice. Err, how is this?"
STARSCREAM: "Its just not the same"

When you make toast, where does the bread go? I invented the left sock. Have you ever played pool with planets? If that cow really did jump over the moon why isn’t it in the Guinness Book of Records? …( Bulkhead thinks “Err, where’s reset?”)

Time is concept that contradicts itself, very much like peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. My shoes are clockwork. I once painted the sky with matt paint cos it was too glossy. Did you know that if you look at a cat upside down it will die!!

You think they are hair clips but they are not, they are STAPLES! That hair isn't going anywhere now!

And that is why is it simply too expensive and time consuming to draw teeth.

And you simply insert the finger up the nose and dig around!

No, no I don't like this. Put the old picture back please. The site seems wrong with out Prime and that ladder.

For the love of Primus, you've been climbing that ladder for weeks now. Get a move on.

Prime: I'm sorry, I got nervous and I just couldn't stop!
Spike: Oh no, its gone into my boots. It sticks! You been eating Asparagus?

I am climbing a rope ladder in wellies and I am NOT HAPPY. Cheers Prime, you could easily lift me up but no I have to climb in WELLIES!!!

Damn you Wheeljack!! You didn't tighten my wheel up after my check up.

Blitzwing tried to add some excitement to one of the dullest games in the world but sadly nobody turned up to watch it.

As the My Little Pony toys melted the fumes caused Starscream to hallucinate, he saw a time when he would be leader, when HE would command the Decepticons. He also saw some strange purple guy with a big orange gun but thought nothing more of it….

As the My Little Pony toys melted the fumes caused Starscream to hallucinate, he saw a time when he would be leader, when HE would command the Decepticons. He also some strange purple guy with a big orange gun but thought nothing more of it….

Starscreams efforts to save Energon went badly wrong when his latest idea, using candles, set Megatron's favourite drapes alight.