Captions by Screambug

Kootchie, kootchie, my cute little baby!

Spike: I have to go get more gas for you.

Hound: Gas? I ALREADY HAVE GAS!

(Hound passes gas!)

Spike: (holding nose) Yuck, you sure DO have GAS!

Hound: (embarrassed) Heh, no more of your tasty Boston beans!

I look like a damn ape!!!

Spike: "Let's go in Bumblebee and you'll be displayed as a 'Before Carly' babe!"

I'm so butt-ugly I HAVE to hide myself!

I look fat!

Daniel: I am Megatron's heir! MWHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I gave him sedatives so I can take his temperature this way!

Blaster: "I like to play in shaving cream, but I don't like it when it gets into my eyes, though."

Slag: "Bow wow wow!!!" (Wags tail)
Devastator: "Down, boy, down!!!"
Suddenly, Slag jumps onto Devastator and begins smelling his crotch.
Devastator: (thinking) "I should've changed my underwear!"

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I want to adopt you as a pet!

See how far we can fall? There ISN'T any railing to protect us!

I hope I caught enough for dinner!

Starscream: Kiss me, fool. You just can't resist handsome ol' me, so it's time for you to join my growing fangirl harem!

Hey! I'm stuck between the elevator doors!

Red Alert: "MY HERO!"
Inferno: "MY BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS!"

Tracks: Priiiiimmmmmeeeee!!! Jazz jumped me and painted my face all red!

Prime: Shimmer down. Your face have always been red.

Tracks: Really? Then my face SHOULD be red; I feel so embarrassed!

Screamer fangirls: Let's ignore the ugly ones and climb onto THIS ONE!!!!!

Or, this:

It's naptime at Decepticon Kindergarten!

Where's the snow so we can make snow angels?

I'm auctioning for a toothpaste commercial!

Autobots escaping from the flour factory!

Starscream: (gleefully) "It's HALLOWEEN TIME!!!"
Thundercracker: (in Wheeljack costume) "YAAAYYY!!! TRICK-OR-TREAT CANDY!!!"

One kid:(impatiently) "Bumblebee! Get your big yellow rump OUT OF THE WAY so we can play, too!"

HEY!!! I HAVE A MONKEY ON MY BACK!!!

Blitzwing: "Eeeeewwwww...Omega Supreme should've covered his nose when he sneezed!"

YOU PUSHED ME AND I'LL PUSH YOU!!!

Batman goes in drag.:D

What does this have ANYTHING to do with the Transformers?!!

Optimus Prime is so suprised by the "household pests" running around his house that he simply passed out.

Megatron: "Hey, don't you know WHAT a dog looks like, Starscream?! Fool! I will show you how a dogs acts...woof! woof! See, birdbrain?"

Megatron: I'm famished, so I'm gonna siphon food from your bodies, Swindle and Starscream...ESPECIALLY Starscream! MWHAHAHAHA!!!

Megatron: (proudly) "See how I have swiped this design from Darth Vader's helmet?"

"ewww...yuck...gross...slimy guts!"

Tracks: "Hey! I look way, way BETTER!"

Wow...you ate alot for lunch?!

"Ooh...a pretty bad heartburn from too much buffalo wings!"

"Mmm...I like this radioactive grape juice!"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of all?"

Megatron: Oh, man. I just tripped when I finally blasted Optimus Prime right off the face of the earth!

Megatron just died in this hot tub, so let's have him for dinner!

Whoo! First vacation in a million years!

Look at my manly, meaty thighs! That's indeed something for a robot!