Captions by Slappyfrog

Starscream:"Who does that bitch think she is, wearing white shoes after Labor Day?"

'Cause two heads are better than one...

UM: Whu-oh-oh-ohhh, watch that first step, it's a doozy!

"Now bark like a dog. A big dog. Now make a sound like an orangutan. Now hop on one foot...."

A busy schedule of world domination kept Rumble from his first love: commuter-railway engineering.

"reunited and it feels so good...."

Aunt Elita's Energon Goodies--you can't have just one!!!

I'm all for Unicron using battles to power himself up, but this is just ridiculous.

Bomb-Burst always did do the best Monty Burns impression. "Excellent."

"...and my name is actually Megatron, and my massive arm-mounted cannon bursts will destroy all hope for the American/Autobot forces!"

"In my spare time, when I'm not dismembering planets and ingesting billions of wretched little beings all at once, I like to put my feet up and stare at big-breasted women."

"Combatic....doh, I mean Decepticons, merge to form Brut....DAMN!! Do I have to say it? All right, merge to form ...(drolly) Ruination."

Frenzy: "And with tthe healing power of God, my body will be the instrument by which I shall heal this poor soul. By GOd's Word, Shazam!! He is healed, my brethren."

Bumblebee: "Uh, Seaspray? You do know you're not a Headmaster, right?"

Sadly, Starscream had been holding his pose for his statue for three days before he accepted the fact that the Decepticons had finally dumped him.

Milton's last straw had snapped, and he called some friends. The moral of the story? You can take only so much office space from a man before he breaks.

Wayne wondered how his employers could create a multi-billion dollar power plant with highly dangerous power generators, and yet forgot to build a fourth wall.

"Aw, crap...well, they still provide a better severance package than Enron!"

Kup: ".....and I'm spent."

Brainstorm regretted creating Kareoke Night when a drunken Hardhead demanded to sing all of Celine Dion's greatest hits.

It wasn't long after this particular episode that Megatron finally decided to get rid of his contacts and have laser eye surgery.

It took Yoko a while, but she eventually found herself another strong leader to latch onto.

If it was regular Shaving cream that they had used, Scavenger wouldn't have minded, maybe even laughed a little. But menthol was a different story....

"Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me to be angry."

Soundwave was aware of the ramifications, but he just couldn't resist sticking his foot out.

Rhinox hated it when Optimus, drunk on energon, tried to fly while still in beast mode.

Spike: "Think warm thoughts, Optimus."

Optimus: "Very funny, Teletran. GIving me a bed alt-mode for Spike and Carly is a hoot. Now TURN ME BACK!"

Tonight on Cybertron's Funniest Home Videos, see what happens when one unlucky Autobot gets it with the world largest wiffleball bat.

Anytime's a good time for Schmitt's Gay Beer.

Smokescreen: "No, they're MY Cheesy Poofs!"

Tarantulus: "So it is true: smack 'em on the back and their faces will stay that way!"

Sludge: Have you seen our puppy?

It was only when Ironhide transformed later when he realized just what Ravage's "surprise" was.

Ravage never could sit still in the car, but Blaster still had to find out the hard way.

Rumble took his demotion to "Digimon" extra hard.

Megatron: Why does it burn when I pee, Shockwave?

Why you never have seen any female Decepticons.

"You know, on Mars, this is the equivalent of Brad Pitt!"

Strangely, Rattrap never mentioned who his great uncle was....

Sadly, nothing happened when he clutched the cardboard Matrix, and the boy was pummeled into a fine pulp.

The Cybertronian version of crossdressing.

Time to practice our maniacal battle laughs!

Look, ma, I caught a Fraggle! Oh, wait...

Just like the five year olds, Magnus had trouble manually putting Devastator together.

Ultra Magnus rehearses his ventriloquism act for th e big talent contest.

Ooohh, ohhhhh, I hate it when Omega SUpreme hogs the bathroom! Ohhh, too late. At least the paint job hides it.

If I were a rich bot, yeedle deedle....

SUPERSTAR!!!!

Gears finally realized what Sunstreaker meant when he said, "three years tap, two jazz."