... and then I ate his tongue
I'm in the mood for a nice chianti, why don't you join me?
Should not have taken that viagra so early!
So you do find me pretty!
Fo the greater good!
You kids get offa my lawn!
I heard there is a mustache under there!
Can anyone lend a hand?
I didnt think she'd be into it but she totally was!
Something came up, I'll have to call you back.
I should have quit when I was ahead.
Giant Robots?!?!?!!? Oh, it was just a nightmare.
I think I sharted
Marco!
I cant give myself a colonoscopy, you'll have to help.
Do you know about the birds and the bees?
If you want my body and you think I'm sexy come on sugar let me know.
You shoulda seen the hamburger I ate, it was THIS BIG!
Koba fight for Koba.
I swear to vote for Trump!
Watch where you point that thing!
So baby what do you say we go for some fondue some time.
I am not going back to Golden Corral for a while.
They cancelled Firefly?!?!!!!!!!!!
Dammit Slimer! Now I need to call the ghost busters.
want me to bake you a cake?
Where is Liam Neeson's daughter!!!!!!!
And that's why I never got my first period.
I am trying to beat Daniel's record for how long I can stay here
Did you read the latest top 5 list on Seibertron?
Hey Optimus, I am always wondering why you remind me of Beast Wars Megatron.
Let me tell you all about the birds and the bees.
GODZILLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Dorothy, please use this oil on my joints to get my unstuck!"
Awww yeah, this smell reminds me of the college days... afghan kush...
Aw sh!t, this isn't fair!
That's right... go up that ladder... nice and slow