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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by gir

gir has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Woman running in the street

"Holy hidiously tanned drag queen batman!"

Trans-Organic attacks Quintesson ship

"There's... SOMETHING on the windshield!"

Starscream embraces a Lightning Bug weapon

R: "He's committing Pesticide!"

Cyclonus and Quintesson in crowd

welcome to the freak show!

Arcee and Magnus standing next to a face-planted Galvatron

gal: "Help fallen and can't get up!" Mag/Arcee: "....." -__-'

Galvatron squats in front of Cyclonus and Soundwave

"watch I'll do the splits"

Chip Chase surfing the Internet?

"uhhh green computer?..tat's a first"

Chip Chase surfing the Internet?

Where’s the mouse?.. for being advanced alien robots..they sure have low tech equipment..

Chip Chase surfing the Internet?

why are these computers so damm old looking?

Chip Chase surfing the Internet?

"heh heh check me out i'm Bill Gates!'

Transformers celebrate the New Year

oookkk this is just plain creepy..

Megatron stands behind Soundwave w/ key in hand

While Soundwave is distracted.."ooo soundwaves Captial One card..heh heh". Rumble: "what's in your wallet?'

Rumble on a Subway train

"Subway!!?...I thought this was the monorail!"

The Decepticons at their finest

"damm where's my contact! alright guys spread out"

And just in time for the World Series ...

HomerType: D'oh!

Devastator gets slagged!

Dev: I hate it when they do THAT! Optimus get your damm dino mutt off me!

Daniel crying ...

waaaaahhhhh why's my head so friggen BIG!

Optimus laying down on the ground

cheap autobots they make these days...

Frenzy on top of Optimus Prime

"Megatron come back! it's not what YOU THINK!!"

Seaspray with his hands cupping his face

hehe I feel so giddy!

Ratchet w/ gun

"alright Prime reach for the sky!"

Jazz gets on Starscream

The two: "uhhhhhhhh" prime: "Quick cover spikes eyes!"

Optimus laying down on the ground

spike to carly: "I told you to buy energizer!"

And just in time for the World Series ...

"okkkk playing against the autobots was a bad idea"

Cancer with fists clenched

"Stop calling me Goku already!!!"

Spike w/ a BIG gun.

"Reach for the sky Megatron we got You covered...Prime bookem"

The Decepticon Headmasters stand on top of each other

combime forces to become! a Totem pole -_-

The Decepticon Headmasters stand on top of each other

In there sorry attempt to join a freak show...

Astrotrain, Ramjet, and Starscream celebrate!

Starscream: "At last megatrons dead!" Everyone else: "Horrray!"

Shockwave and Ramjet cower

"oh no Bumblebee has a weapon Run!!!!"

T-Rex with Dirge in its' mouth

Dirge failed to read the sign.. and This is why Jurassic Park is OFF LIMITS!

Brawn, Perceptor, and Bumblebee go for a ride

Seibertrons opened a theme park.
Brawn: "I don't like this ride!"
Bumblebee: "So this is where Seibertron's energy is going?"

Skid-Z runs a marathon!

"aww c'mon back i'm not going to hurt you!!"

Kids: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Starscream drinks some Energon

"What flavor Kool Aid is this?"

Seaspray with his hands cupping his face

"What!?...there going to make a Home Alone 4!?!...AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

Cassettebots fall out of Twincast

"He's not blaster! let's beat it!!" Blue blaster: "!!!"

Onslaught standing behind Vortex

"I said give me a hand not an arm!...and what are you doing behind me!?"

Starscream running toward island

Forget Gilligan! this is my island now!...Buwahahaha!

Worker on phone by Decepticons

UN Worker: “Hello Mr. Bush I found the WMD (weapons of mass destruction) …uhhh there’s a little more here than just chemicals…now let’s talk about my reward”

Optimus laying down on the ground

Spike: looks like his batteries are low again...

On the job with Doc Ratchet!

Ratchet: Hiccup!! oh excuse me guys I had one to many shots of energon..and well you know how it is..hic..um what am I doing again?

Tracks with a mask on

Tracks: "Yeah Only 586 days til the next Star Wars Yippee!"

Rumble as a tree

Ash: I choose you! RumbleTree!..Now Bark attack!!

Optimus having a bad day!

*in Invader Zim voice* Prime: Who stole the last energon cookie?! I must know! Tell me!

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