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Rock scissors paper

Psst, I've signed a new contract with Brave series. We will be more famous there.

Hold it right there! Private party. No senior allowed.

I cannot stand there is still no MP Jazz!

Starscream: You know, I've seen a picture on Google showing what the original human presidents looked like from the back of these rocks. I wonder what we look like ...........

Hasbro won't kill me by doing this right? I know no body likes Bumblebee.

What? What do you mean the lady behind me has a bunny ear?

Brawn: Thanks for the ride.
Soundwave: No problem and thanks to the new tape. Oh! Please don't tell Megatron.

I know my skin color is not right, but that shouldn't stop me from entering JLA.

Sentinel: You tell Optimus what? That oil leaking thing didn't happen on my bed.

New costume? Yes!

You need to pay me more for scratching your back that often.

Who wins the Powerball last week?

I don't believe Laserbeak was coming out from this egg. Well, why do I ever listen to Starscream?

Now if we put this there, it's gonna get rid of his gout.

Grimlock, wait, I didn't steal your tail.

You sure Sky-Byte changes into this after we beat him last week?

Hey! I cannot read this. What does it say if we eat this fish?

Trick or treat.

"What's this?"
"RID"
"Oh yeah! I heard that. It was a terrible show."

Soundwave: "Miko, watch, this is the way you should play."

Tomorrow's weather forecast will be raining. I guess....

Okay, now raise your hand if you don't want to volunteer for this mission.

I said, give me a hand. H-A-N-D.

Hey! My left eye still functions.

UM: "Ladies and gentlecars, now presenting the newest Autobot kiss player......"

X-Brawn (hissing): "Magnus, your microphone. You forgot your microphone."

Sparkeater!!!!!!!!!!

Dentist? NO! I'm not going to a dentist.

Look Bee! My shadow has no hands and head.

Told you I'm no humans. My eyes can be THIIIIIIIIIIIS big.

Sideburn: "Man! I thought G1 was better. They got water skis."

Don't make me go into water again. This is all I can find.

Ratchet: "If I press here, then push there, then press that button, a can of oil should drop."

"Hey! Never turn your back on me, you pathetic repaint. Give me my money."

I got a dream.

Megatron: I TOLD YOU TO PUT THE BANANA PEELS IN THE TRASH CAN!!!!!!!

"Don't try to fool me Sari, I know you put that explosive balloon in Bumblebee's trunk."

"Okay Optimus, I know you won all the card games last night but I just don't have the money."

Wheeljack: Can you please put your hand down?
Ratchet: I can't. Hey you know, I never know human's super glue works that well.

Ratchet: Did you see Prime hit a bus last night?
Wheeljack: Shh........ He is behind us.

Ratchet: Hey Wheeljack, I don't know I am this much taller than you.