Captions by MindWipe

yo dude me and soundwave are just practising our aeronautical display thats going on at 3 see you there man

(off frame) son!!!! where have you been?

run paw! il shoot him if he moves!

Y M C A!!!!its fun to stay at the Y M C A!!!

hey thanks for last nite but maybe we should stay friends it would get too wierd! oh good dont faint i didnt want to hrut you

heck yeah tighter tighter! i dont want my head to fall off this time

looky paw im a robot! zoog zooog zoog zoog!

"oh yeah thats the stuff right there!"
"oh no someones coming!!!"
"i know it was me!"
"oh ok panic over, now do me!"

ah yes i can see the problem...there is too much oil in ur data socket ;) let me drain it for you

ATTACK OF THE PSYCODELIC HELICOPTER!!!!!!

so i said hey sexy...! do you mind this is a private conversation we are having you inconsiderate fool!

tatanis!!!!!i need a damn medic stat!

looky paw my other toof felld out!

MOM!!!! erm...i...was..erm...studying...sex education...no i am not MASTURBATING!! GO AWAY!!!

looky paw looky what i found for dinner! lets skinem' an eat em' ooooowee

oh no!!!its a....tree!!!!!run for the hills

we do not solicit any form of sexual conduct on the premises

what is it?
i dont know
maybe its a present?
DONT TOUCH IT ITS A BOMB YOU IMBACILES!!!!! SQWAK

and thats what a stoned animal looks like children. tommy will you please go to the back of the class and swith off the projector now

we should do this partner swapping more often! ugh hut aieeee! heck yeah!

lets play ball toooooot!!! (whistle noise)

we really need to get a receptionist that isnt epileptic! all this flashing monitor screens stuff is making them all fall over!

yo! i am supposed to be the only rodent in this stupid cartoon!
"oh sorry...easy mistake to make"
"i suppose!, now get the heck outta here befor e i get my boyfriend optimus over here in ur face!"

ooooh i feel as if im falling !!!

"what the f**k did you eat for breakfast?!"
"I dunno but it sure f******g stinks!"
"RUN mother f*****s RUN!!!!"

cant touch this na na na na...na na...na na cant touch this! BREAK IT DOWN DUDES!

Here comes another contraction.... you're 8 cm dilated I can see it's head! Just one big push! Aren't these themed births great?

Skywarp:Man the view's beautiful from up here!
Megs: I don't care I'm too stoned

Holy ---- it caught fire STOP AND USE SOME LUBE FOR GOD'S SAKE MAN!!

If you don't start paying attention to me I'll shoot myself!!