Captions by RandomFerret

"Prime can make his legs float with psychic waves and now I'm driving a train? THIS IS THE STUPIDEST EPISODE EVER!"

Remember all the dads buying the life-size Barbies and winding up keeping them for quiet time in the garage? Well here's something for the ladies!

"And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!" ..It's a Star Wars reference, people! Laugh it up!

"Oh god.. Who bought a Joe Dirt prop on eBay??"

"I know you guys think this is a great joke, but the crazy glue is burning my eyes!"

I blame the popularity of Queer as Folk.

Finally, this proves it. None of the Transformers are wearing helmets, their heads are just deformed.

This is too easy to make fun of. I'm going to take the moral high road here and not participate. Also, "Blarg we are having the ass sex."

This is from one summer in middle school. I became convinced I had 'The Touch' and spent ten to fifteen hours each day trying to transform and roll out. I hit rock bottom after ambushing the Decepticons in the action figure aisle at K-

"What? No! It's just a decal I got at the con! I swear!

"You are inebriated, my lord."
"Shut up, you drunk! You're the one falling down!"
"I'm going to take a nap."
"I love this guy right here!"

Somebody told them the entire Transformers franchise was dropping down like a roller coaster. "Wheeee!!"

"Iron chefs! THIS will be your special ingredient today!"

-B: "SorryKuphejustcameuptomeandsaidhewantedtoborrowmyguntosmashsomebugswithandIsaid'Suresuresurehereyagosmash'emgoodkiddo'andallofasuddenhewaspointingitatyouandI'msorryI'msorryI'msorry!!&

"And that Inayuk had teeth THIS big, blah, blah, blah, I'm so damn old, blah, blah, young people these da- ...Oh, um, hi, Kup."

SW: "I'll get you for this, Autobot. I don't know where, I don't know when, but I'm sure it will be quick, violent, and direct to video."

"Well, he's missing a head, got all his decals ripped off, and is covered in teeth marks, but those people on eBay will buy anything!" RARE Starscream Jet Toy Trasformer Figure L@@K NR!

"... ..." Hmm. Humans aren't funny!

"..There. They're both dead. ...Eeew, dead bodies!!"

OP: "..Now you both know what to do. Let's keep this.. 'in the family'."
IH: "Jeez, Prime, you almost had me there. That Don Corleone accent gave it away, though. You're too funny!&qu

"Prime, answer me! I know it's you! Aargh, you get like this whenever anybody needs money. I need that breast reduction surgery!

"I'm sick of poop jokes! It looks like he's getting ready to pounce or something, not doodie!" --"Dude, face it. That kitty's littering."

SHATNER: "There's something on the plane! Look outside if you don't believe me! We're all going to die in flames!!"

"...And then the guy screams, 'I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!', and the other guy says... something... something like 'Go home drunk!', but more funny. Heh heh, it was hilarious!"
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I like it! Doesn't it kind of make me look like Prince Adam?

Of course, like many of Galvatrons parties, civilized drinking would eventually degenerate into shot contests and repeated exclamations that Destructor "...ain't so damn big!".