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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by Shermtron

Shermtron has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.

Unicron sitting on a toilet

Behold... Pooptron the nugget and his mighty armada of corn

May 3, 2006

Vortex with his hands up in the air

Pass interference on the autobots....15 yard pently loss of engergon

Oct 17, 2005

Aerialbots sitting on some rocks

the aerialbots are grounded because of the price of fuel...

Aug 20, 2005

Daniel tells Rodimus about a dream

Daniel:Rodimus if u pee the bed will u rust

Aug 1, 2005

Decepticons laying around

In the near future three decepticons wanted to leave megatron and start their own faction... Meet Soundwave Rockwell, Dirge Ray, and Starscream Mccloud. Centurions POWER EXTREME!

Jul 11, 2005

Optimus Prime holds onto Starscream

Primamania running wild brother!

Jun 27, 2005

Slingshot wearing a car grill on his chest

Slingshot:its grandmasta slingshot beeeych..

Jun 6, 2005

Welcome to Carbombya!

screw carbombya i want to go to that red head chicks house on before there was carly..

May 16, 2005

Bumblebee plays an Arcade game

Bumblebee spends his youth playing mortal combat

May 3, 2005

Starscream takes off his Optimus Prime costume

Starscream:and i will from the head of... psst starscream wrong show.

May 1, 2005

Rumble holds onto Perceptor's head

I have ticks!!

Apr 11, 2005

Blitzwing gets covered in green slime!

Blitzwing:Mike Vick gave me herpies!!

Apr 7, 2005

Blurr reads something on his computer monitor

Blurr:Darn i wanted Seibertron.com..

Mar 28, 2005

Blurr reads something on his computer monitor

BLURR:HELP HELP WE'RE BEING VIOLATED!!

Mar 28, 2005

Quintessons in transport vehicle

Quintessions:We payed $75 bucks for this crappy ride..

Mar 2, 2005

Rumble gets a ride on Dragstrip

Dragstrip: rumble dont poop on me

Feb 20, 2005

Rumble gets a ride on Dragstrip

Rumble wins the Indy 500!!!

Feb 20, 2005

Optimus Primal gets a ride!

Mysterious voice: It is the year 2005 and optimus primal still hasnt called Geico..

Dec 31, 2004

Monsters from Daniel Witwicky's nightmares!

John Kerry: Hey shermtron you dumba$$ my name has two R's. Edwards: Grrrr two americas!

Nov 4, 2004

Monsters from Daniel Witwicky's nightmares!

John Kery: come on Edwards scaring people didnt work.. We lost

Nov 4, 2004

Monsters from Daniel Witwicky's nightmares!

Kerry and edwards are out scaring old people again.. GRRR Healthcare

Oct 30, 2004

Trans-Organic attacks Quintesson ship

Alien:Hey yo, could you like give me a ride to mail or some junk..

Sep 15, 2004

Daniel wakes up from a nightmare

Daniel:Omg its not a nightmare they gave shatner another show!!... AARRRGGG!!... KHAN!!!

Aug 16, 2004

Optimus riding on Slingshot

Optimus prime powerlinxs!!!

Jul 24, 2004

Optimus riding on Slingshot

OP : im leaving on a jet plane dont know when i'll be back again... Slingshot: will someone shoot me down!!!

Jul 24, 2004

Security Guard looking for his walkman

Sound now works for UPS..

Jul 2, 2004

Security Guard looking for his walkman

And all the kids looked up and said whats a casette?

Jul 2, 2004

Bombshell holding his head

Bombshell:Hey Macarena aiiighttt!!!
Starscream:Shut up!!!

Jun 20, 2004

Bombshell holding his head

Megatron:simon says put your hands on your knees not your audio repectors....You die now bombshell....

Jun 20, 2004

Scourge playing in the sand

Unicron:Behold Scourge the Tracker...

May 12, 2004

Kremzeek with some white foam

Time to shave!!

Apr 18, 2004

Cyclonus and Quintesson in crowd

Cyclonus: Hmmmmm John Kerry rally....
Quintesson: my taxes are gonna be raised..

Apr 9, 2004

Cyclonus and Quintesson in crowd

Quintesson:psst cyclonus wheres waldo?

Apr 9, 2004

Arcee and Magnus standing next to a face-planted Galvatron

Arcee:Galvatron is dead yay!

Apr 6, 2004

Arcee and Magnus standing next to a face-planted Galvatron

Galvatron: mommy magnus tripped me!

Apr 6, 2004

Galvatron squats in front of Cyclonus and Soundwave

Galvatron:Soundwave... Cyclonus.... follow me to freedom!!!

Mar 26, 2004

Galvatron squats in front of Cyclonus and Soundwave

Galvatron: i lost my conacts!!!!

Mar 26, 2004

Megatron stands behind Soundwave w/ key in hand

theres my key darnit...soundwave

Dec 5, 2003

Kup holding an Energon goody

Here kid now go to hell

Sep 21, 2003

WWE meets the Decepticons!

the autobots has no chance in hell

Sep 10, 2003

Bomb-Burst making a weird face

wheres the bathroom!!! brrrtt

Aug 26, 2003

Iraqi Information Minister has conference about Optimus Prime

The autobots and not in iraq......building rumbles

Aug 16, 2003

Unicron reading a magazine

Unicron:nice set of planets ya got there

Aug 3, 2003

Unicron reading a magazine

Unicron: I could really go for some coffe with some milk right about now

Aug 3, 2003

Astrotrain, Ramjet, and Starscream celebrate!

Astrotrain made a poo!!!! yay!!!

Aug 2, 2003

Shockwave and Ramjet cower

MOMMY!!! thier not playing fair, thier using live ammo!!!

Jul 25, 2003

Jazz and Perceptor carrying Cosmos

Seeing that cosmos is useless the autobots deliver him to Megatron!!!!

Jul 16, 2003

Jazz and Perceptor carrying Cosmos

Jazz: Hey Perceptor i forget is the a keg or cosmos?

Jul 15, 2003

Tidal Wave and Galvatron with legs bent

were feeling the burn eh tidal wave!!

Jul 8, 2003

Optimus in Jewish garb from Family Guy episode

Transformers the movie prequal: autobots help the jews win the yom kippour war...

Jul 1, 2003

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