Captions by Shermtron

Behold... Pooptron the nugget and his mighty armada of corn

Pass interference on the autobots....15 yard pently loss of engergon

the aerialbots are grounded because of the price of fuel...

Daniel:Rodimus if u pee the bed will u rust

In the near future three decepticons wanted to leave megatron and start their own faction... Meet Soundwave Rockwell, Dirge Ray, and Starscream Mccloud. Centurions POWER EXTREME!

Primamania running wild brother!

Slingshot:its grandmasta slingshot beeeych..

screw carbombya i want to go to that red head chicks house on before there was carly..

Bumblebee spends his youth playing mortal combat

Starscream:and i will from the head of... psst starscream wrong show.

I have ticks!!

Blitzwing:Mike Vick gave me herpies!!

Blurr:Darn i wanted Seibertron.com..

BLURR:HELP HELP WE'RE BEING VIOLATED!!

Quintessions:We payed $75 bucks for this crappy ride..

Dragstrip: rumble dont poop on me

Rumble wins the Indy 500!!!

Mysterious voice: It is the year 2005 and optimus primal still hasnt called Geico..

John Kerry: Hey shermtron you dumba$$ my name has two R's. Edwards: Grrrr two americas!

John Kery: come on Edwards scaring people didnt work.. We lost

Kerry and edwards are out scaring old people again.. GRRR Healthcare

Alien:Hey yo, could you like give me a ride to mail or some junk..

Daniel:Omg its not a nightmare they gave shatner another show!!... AARRRGGG!!... KHAN!!!

Optimus prime powerlinxs!!!

OP : im leaving on a jet plane dont know when i'll be back again... Slingshot: will someone shoot me down!!!

Sound now works for UPS..

And all the kids looked up and said whats a casette?

Bombshell:Hey Macarena aiiighttt!!!
Starscream:Shut up!!!

Megatron:simon says put your hands on your knees not your audio repectors....You die now bombshell....

Unicron:Behold Scourge the Tracker...

Time to shave!!

Cyclonus: Hmmmmm John Kerry rally....
Quintesson: my taxes are gonna be raised..

Quintesson:psst cyclonus wheres waldo?

Arcee:Galvatron is dead yay!

Galvatron: mommy magnus tripped me!

Galvatron:Soundwave... Cyclonus.... follow me to freedom!!!

Galvatron: i lost my conacts!!!!

theres my key darnit...soundwave

Here kid now go to hell

the autobots has no chance in hell

wheres the bathroom!!! brrrtt

The autobots and not in iraq......building rumbles

Unicron:nice set of planets ya got there

Unicron: I could really go for some coffe with some milk right about now

Astrotrain made a poo!!!! yay!!!

MOMMY!!! thier not playing fair, thier using live ammo!!!

Seeing that cosmos is useless the autobots deliver him to Megatron!!!!

Jazz: Hey Perceptor i forget is the a keg or cosmos?

were feeling the burn eh tidal wave!!

Transformers the movie prequal: autobots help the jews win the yom kippour war...