Captions by Archanubis

Megatron: This is the last time we buy a product from that ACME company.
Starscream: I told you not to take advice from a coyote!

Spike: I can't believe you dropped the blueprints for your BinalTech upgrade.
Hound: Well excuse me, Mr. "At least my last name got into the movie."

You take a right at Mao Boulevard...

Man, this line is long. I've been here for over two weeks now!

With a face like this, you'd hide too.

Mikaela: You know, Carrie Fisher's breasts were taped down...

Soilder: "Momma warned me to wear clean underwear if I got into trouble."

Scorponok: "Who wants a hug?"

*ala Monty Python*
Humans: "Run away!"

Epps: Damn Defense Department! We told them we needed better armor than this!

Who brought the enernog!

Do these pants make my butt look big?

Ultra Magnus: Do you get the feeling that we've done this before?

Just when the Combaticons thought their day couldn't get any worse...

Galvatron: "Submit, or I shall step on this fleshling brat!"
Rodimus: "Go ahead, we've been wanting to do that for years."
Galvatron: (thinking) *I knew I should have grabbed Arcee.*

*reading previous caption contests*
I don't get half these comments.

Prime: *sniffing* "Why do I smell bacon?"

A-Megatron: "Hey Prime, would ya pass the suntan lotion?"
PM Prime: "In a minute, that sprinkler's in the neighbor's lawn is looking very tempting."

Prime: Is my head on backwards?
A-Megatron - WILL YOU STOP SHOUTING!

*Sniff* I can't believe they have me working when I have a - *aachooo!* cybercold. And on the day before the 4th, too! *Snerfl*

I knew I shouldn't have listened to Rhinox about those wild bean vines...

Optimus: "Could somebody PLEASE get these kids off the set! And while you're at it, get them written out of the series, as well.

Galvatron: I gotta stop letting War Hammer and Edgecrusher host our victory celebrations. :P

Galvatron: "Dragstrip, get up! We have a battle to fight!"
Dragstrip: "With all due respect, m'lord, I can't; we're in quicksand, and if I stand up, I'll sink!"

Octance: I hope no one notices my gearbox is open.

By your command, our Queen.

Starscream: As if sucking these feather-brains into my intakes weren't bad enough...

Starscream: Trafalger Square, you have just earned my wrath.

So this is the little punk responsible for stealing my goose, gold, and singing harp...

Uh... thanks Rodimus, just what I always wanted. (really thinking) I wonder how much I can sell this POS for...

Trypticon: What? I just came here to buy a few tons of tangeloes!

Is the part of Augustus Gloop still open?

Well, serves me right for going with the Atkins Diet.

Should never have let E-Prime convince me to eat all those Krispy Kremes.

I'm auditioning for the role of the Jabba the Hutt Transformer.

Slag! Forgot my magazines.

I knew I shouldn't have let the Dinobots be in charge of bringing the beach balls.

Big eggs - maybe I should be on the lookout for a big vulture and a certain sailor from Baghdad.

Spike: "Why am *I* the one who's chosen to make breakfast before the show?"
Optimus: "Well, you are the best cook around."
Megatron: "Yeah, have you tasted Soundwave's cooking lately?"
Soundwave: "Hey!"

Who's up for omlettes?

Kid: "I wonder how much this costume will sell on eBay?"

My budding ability is out of control.

*alarm goes off*
Blaster: "Ah, slag! And just when I was getting into the spirit of the 'bubble bath.'"

Blaster: I had a bad experience with a popcorn popper.

I'm not Blaster! I'm BUMBLEBEE!

Me, Grimlock say it's been three weeks now. When me get out of pose? Grimlock's back starting to cramp!

Thundercracker: I see the Autobots aren't picking up their trash anymore.
Skywarp: Yeah, who do they think we are? Long Haul?

Devastator learned the hard way not to call the Steelers "losers" in front of Slag.

Cyclonus: *emits high pitched scream* "A MOUSE!"

Come on, Seibertron, change the picture! Our shoulders are getting tired!