Captions by Bruticus Buckeye

Perceptor is letting out his aggression as latrine duty went horribly wrong.

You used the He-Man Slime Pit playset when you played with your Transformers, too! Admit it!

Damn kids leaving their toys on the floor! The Browns game is gonna be on soon, and if we can stop Elway, we're going to the Super Bowl!

Blaster: "What did the five fingers say to the face?"

After hearing Kup's mind-numbing Ikyak story for the bazillionth time, Blaster screams, "Bah Weep Granna THIS!" and proceeds to kick his geriatric ally square in the nuts.

Wow, Hulk Hogan looks like hell after the sex change operation!

Wow, the George Lucas Zapruder Film Special Edition really sucks!

The Morton's Salt girl is really pissed off now!

Hey, I thought Rumble was only as tall as Spike!

In Soviet Russia, monkey spanks you!
(I know, that was bad!)

These will be the replacements for Ashcroft and Rumsfeld. Damn, we're screwed!
Indiana sucks!

The party begins at the Bush Rally as the President gives his victory speech.

This is the worst negative ad against Kerry/Edwards that I have ever seen!

In this episode of "Gargoyles," Goliath and the gang must fight the animated statues of Cybertron's finest.

Uh, oh! Better get MAACO!

You didn't say, "Klaatu, Barada, Nikto," when you took the Autobut Necronomicon of Leadership, didn't you!!!

What? No "Houston, we have a problem," remarks?!?

When Glow Worms Go Bad!!!!

Voiceover - "Mr. Hankey, Christmas Poo - Fecal matter barely alive . . . Gentlemen, we can rebuild him . . . we have the technology. We have the capability to make the world's first bionic intergalactic poo. Mr. Hankey will be that poo. Better

Mini Trans-Organic, quit humping Daddy's ship!

Daniel, "Yearrgh! I just dreamed that, by 2005, kicka$$ cartoons with transforming robots, kung-fu reptiles, and barbarians who 'had the power' were replaced by some BS called 'political correctness.' It was awful! Earth-friend

Prince, "Autobots of the supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider: this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now, think about that. That does not make sense!"

Prince, "I wish these WMD would quit their incessant whining!"

It's WAY too easy to make really bad comment about robots and merging.

I will crush that pretender, Pikachu, with this wad of foam!!!!

Poor Vince. First, Rod Smart, aka "He Hate Me," plays in the Super Bowl. Now the Decepticons are hoarding in on his wrasslin' empire.

Must... Resist... "Macarena" joke!!!!

Magnus, "Maybe you can can help solve a mystery. That is, Where are my pants?"

You have to love the crack security at this military research facility! You can easily smuggle in a handgun with a silencer inside a violin case, and the guard is too fricking stupid to notice the weight discrepancy. Never mind that later, two 20-foot r

Starscream, "Rumble, this is where baby Insecticons come from."

"Crap! SPIKE has dysentery for the third fricking time. I love playing 'The Oregon Trail,' but Teletran likes to screw you badly!"

Seaspray: "You make me so very happy!" Bumblebee: "Kiss me, you fool!"

Starscream: "Hang On Sloopy! Sloopy, Hang On!" (forms letter with arms) "O! H! I! O!"

Leggo my Eggo, beeyatch!

Mighty Megatron, Mecca is that way!

You shall pay for your lack of vision, young Skywalker!!!!

We don't serve droids here. Move along.

Head and shoulders! Knees and Toes, Knees and Toes!

What they did with the body after Optimus died

All right! Bumblebee mastered the double light saber!

Don't cry, Metroplex. The Browns will make the Super Bowl once in your lifetime.

Give me some Sugar, baby!

Ratchet, this prostate exam has taken an hour and a half!

Soundwave: "Since this may be the end, I want you to know that, I love you, sir." Galvatron: "Hot Dog. Thanks for making my last moment on Earth awkward."

These two Decepticons will find out why he is REALLY called Six Shot.

Brawn: What's my name, Soundwave! Who's your Daddy!

Dorsey misses his man! Ohio State wins the Fiesta Bowl!!!!