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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by Bruticus Buckeye

Bruticus Buckeye has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Perceptor kicks the computer

Perceptor is letting out his aggression as latrine duty went horribly wrong.

Blitzwing gets covered in green slime!

You used the He-Man Slime Pit playset when you played with your Transformers, too! Admit it!

Giant holds Ultra Magnus and Divebomb in his hands

Damn kids leaving their toys on the floor! The Browns game is gonna be on soon, and if we can stop Elway, we're going to the Super Bowl!

Blaster tries to tell Kup something

Blaster: "What did the five fingers say to the face?"

Blaster tries to tell Kup something

After hearing Kup's mind-numbing Ikyak story for the bazillionth time, Blaster screams, "Bah Weep Granna THIS!" and proceeds to kick his geriatric ally square in the nuts.

Woman running in the street

Wow, Hulk Hogan looks like hell after the sex change operation!

Quintessons in transport vehicle

Wow, the George Lucas Zapruder Film Special Edition really sucks!

Elderly woman in backyard with flowers and gun

The Morton's Salt girl is really pissed off now!

Rumble gets a ride on Dragstrip

Hey, I thought Rumble was only as tall as Spike!

Optimus Primal gets a ride!

In Soviet Russia, monkey spanks you!
(I know, that was bad!)

Monsters from Daniel Witwicky's nightmares!

These will be the replacements for Ashcroft and Rumsfeld. Damn, we're screwed!
Indiana sucks!

Monsters from Daniel Witwicky's nightmares!

The party begins at the Bush Rally as the President gives his victory speech.

Monsters from Daniel Witwicky's nightmares!

This is the worst negative ad against Kerry/Edwards that I have ever seen!

Autobots ... ZOMBIFIED!!!

In this episode of "Gargoyles," Goliath and the gang must fight the animated statues of Cybertron's finest.

Autobots ... ZOMBIFIED!!!

Uh, oh! Better get MAACO!

Autobots ... ZOMBIFIED!!!

You didn't say, "Klaatu, Barada, Nikto," when you took the Autobut Necronomicon of Leadership, didn't you!!!

Trans-Organic attacks Quintesson ship

What? No "Houston, we have a problem," remarks?!?

Trans-Organic attacks Quintesson ship

When Glow Worms Go Bad!!!!

Trans-Organic attacks Quintesson ship

Voiceover - "Mr. Hankey, Christmas Poo - Fecal matter barely alive . . . Gentlemen, we can rebuild him . . . we have the technology. We have the capability to make the world's first bionic intergalactic poo. Mr. Hankey will be that poo. Better

Trans-Organic attacks Quintesson ship

Mini Trans-Organic, quit humping Daddy's ship!

Daniel wakes up from a nightmare

Daniel, "Yearrgh! I just dreamed that, by 2005, kicka$$ cartoons with transforming robots, kung-fu reptiles, and barbarians who 'had the power' were replaced by some BS called 'political correctness.' It was awful! Earth-friend

Slingshot and Sky Dive with no arms!

Prince, "Autobots of the supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider: this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now, think about that. That does not make sense!"

Slingshot and Sky Dive with no arms!

Prince, "I wish these WMD would quit their incessant whining!"

Optimus riding on Slingshot

It's WAY too easy to make really bad comment about robots and merging.

Kremzeek with some white foam

I will crush that pretender, Pikachu, with this wad of foam!!!!

WWE meets the Decepticons!

Poor Vince. First, Rod Smart, aka "He Hate Me," plays in the Super Bowl. Now the Decepticons are hoarding in on his wrasslin' empire.

Bombshell holding his head

Must... Resist... "Macarena" joke!!!!

Arcee looks shocked at Ultra Magnus' missile

Magnus, "Maybe you can can help solve a mystery. That is, Where are my pants?"

Security Guard looking for his walkman

You have to love the crack security at this military research facility! You can easily smuggle in a handgun with a silencer inside a violin case, and the guard is too fricking stupid to notice the weight discrepancy. Never mind that later, two 20-foot r

Starscream embraces a Lightning Bug weapon

Starscream, "Rumble, this is where baby Insecticons come from."

Chip Chase surfing the Internet?

"Crap! SPIKE has dysentery for the third fricking time. I love playing 'The Oregon Trail,' but Teletran likes to screw you badly!"

Seaspray with his hands cupping his face

Seaspray: "You make me so very happy!" Bumblebee: "Kiss me, you fool!"

Starscream running toward island

Starscream: "Hang On Sloopy! Sloopy, Hang On!" (forms letter with arms) "O! H! I! O!"

Hot Shot w/ his arm around Smokescreen

Leggo my Eggo, beeyatch!

Megatron on his hands & knees

Mighty Megatron, Mecca is that way!

An angry Fred

You shall pay for your lack of vision, young Skywalker!!!!

C3P0 and R2D2 on escalator w/ Braver in "Victory"

We don't serve droids here. Move along.

Megatron points at his head

Head and shoulders! Knees and Toes, Knees and Toes!

Ginrai takes a beating

What they did with the body after Optimus died

Wheeljack gets ready to boogey!

All right! Bumblebee mastered the double light saber!

Trypticon consoles Metroplex

Don't cry, Metroplex. The Browns will make the Super Bowl once in your lifetime.

Get It On!

Give me some Sugar, baby!

On the job with Doc Ratchet!

Ratchet, this prostate exam has taken an hour and a half!

Galvatron talks to Soundwave

Soundwave: "Since this may be the end, I want you to know that, I love you, sir." Galvatron: "Hot Dog. Thanks for making my last moment on Earth awkward."

Sixshot smacks Decepticon Clones heads together

These two Decepticons will find out why he is REALLY called Six Shot.

Brawn sits on Soundwave

Brawn: What's my name, Soundwave! Who's your Daddy!

Decepticons cheering!!!

Dorsey misses his man! Ohio State wins the Fiesta Bowl!!!!


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Transformers Podcast: Twincast / Podcast #382 - Vote or Die
Twincast / Podcast #382:
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