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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by Chrono

Chrono has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Rattrap and a mouse

That's not a mouse, now this is a mouse!!!

Optimus laying down on the job

so that's what a dead ape looks like. Go figure I thought they'd smell more.

The Decepticons stand on a cliff

Why is he always drinikng, dad beats us..and falls down so much..

Spike & Bumblebee playing football

No really, Primes is this big.

An angry Fred

Then I choked the autobot to death, now let's never speak of this again...

Rad, Carlos, Grindor, and Highwire running

Why is standing over us? Wait aminute he's peeing!!

Woman next to Optimus Prime figure

This is a little thing I like to call optimus mimium

Hardhead using a microphone

It's hammer time, break it down.

Blurr falls on Kup and Arcee

Kup; he doesn't get it i'm not gay.
Arcee; i think he's slow..

The Decepticons at their finest

GGRRRRR, here it comes NMMMMMAHHHH *splosh*

Ratchet tries to move Wheeljack's head

HaHaHa, got your optic circuts!

An injured Thrust

What the hell..I thought you were a robot...how did this possibly happen to you?

Worker on phone by Decepticons

Your not gonna believe who just walked in...

Starscream running toward island

Up, Up and let's go!!!

Cassettebots fall out of Twincast

Hmm I thought there was 5 O no where is he gonna come out from...

Seaspray with his hands cupping his face

shh, i know a break up is hard, but we can still be friends

Onslaught standing behind Vortex

hmm I'd say you have at least a B-cup.

Frenzy on top of Optimus Prime

Stop, I love him, can't youleave us be?

Swindle & Starscream - breast feeding?

Damn it's cold in hear.

Cyclonus doesnt look thrilled

You said i could my dolls

Fire Convoy & Build Typhoon get close

Kiss me you fool

Devastator gets slagged!

This is not the head I wanted.

Tracks hanging from speakers

yesh that's it scream for me baby

What Arcee should have done w/ Daniel

I'm telling you no one will miss him. Just let him go.

Blaster shows Hot Rod some new moves!

*shsss* i promise i'll still love you in the morning.

Optimus w/ arms around Autobots

Look if he's askes i was swith you guys alllll nightt...right?

Shockwave rides Starscream

Look i'm a cowboy *bang bang* honey.

Starscream & Megatron with helmets

Damn you autobots, stop laughing at us

Boy dressed as Rodimus Prime

Little Timmy the day before his parents gave him away...

Galvatron talks to Soundwave

While he's asleep i make him a man...er robot.

Hot Shot w/ his arm around Smokescreen

not in front of the others hotshot...they won't understand..

Shockwave vs the Dinobots

Well i say we eat him.

Megatron with his "super weapon"

Super weapon...more like super useless weapon Megatron.

Blaster wrestles w/ Ravage in Ironhide

..so this is doogy..style

Hot Shot and Jolt get acquainted ...

Do i have to join to your ass everytime?
Shut up, you think i like this!

Rumble as a tree

Behold the most powerful transformer...Treebot....ah screw it

The Maximals Wrestle

Oh my, i nevr knew you felt this way about me, but don't ask, don't tell

The Decepticons at their finest

Ah sir, i think one us stepped in spike...

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